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Ewan 🇬🇧🇺🇦🔸
@ewanvalentine.bsky.social
Senior Software Engineer in Defence/NatSec, Derby County, #NAFO enthusiast, lover of Metal and music.
Umerovs seat positioned in case he needs to leap out of it at some point, and could anyone blame him?
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"If I could kill you right now" kinda vibes. I honestly don't know how the Ukrainians cope with dealing with these fuck heads

Also, Peaky Blinder reference, my city referenced, wheeeeey
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
As usual, sorry to all the decent Americans, that I've had to utter that sentence...
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reported a bunch of them, we'll see!
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It's incredible! Glad I finally figured it out 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I solved this by getting a guy do the whole plan for me, and I have to check it all off each day, and he reviews it each week. I think I need that accountability to get going, it's not new information for me, but having someone point it out when I make a poor choice or slack off is super
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You're missing out! Although probably not... it's not everyone's taste 😂
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I keep getting tagged in comments from freshly created accounts, annoying!
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Really does, if only I'd actually listened to all of the people that have been telling me this for literally years 😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
What a classic
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I guess they have to think about the minimum hardware requirements when using software to talk to the Russians 😂 works on Windows 95, perfect!
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Mate fuck off tagging me in these scams
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
First it was Signal, now it's WhatsApp. I assume we'll be getting the next peace plan via MSN Messenger
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Wise old boy
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM