Elizabeth Engel
@ewengel.bsky.social
Chief Strategist, Spark Consulting. Co-lead, CAFA-America. CAE, writer, jazz lover, food hobbyist, amateur boxer, reading tutor. Come for the #association knowledge, stay for the #DCStatehood advocacy. She/her
This year, I’m working on practicing gratitude by saying OUT LOUD one thing I’m grateful for each day.
Yesterday, I am not kidding, was @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social
Y’all rock
Yesterday, I am not kidding, was @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social
Y’all rock
January 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This year, I’m working on practicing gratitude by saying OUT LOUD one thing I’m grateful for each day.
Yesterday, I am not kidding, was @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social
Y’all rock
Yesterday, I am not kidding, was @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social
Y’all rock
PARTICIPATION TROPHIES FOR EVERYONE!
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic.
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
PARTICIPATION TROPHIES FOR EVERYONE!
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic.
It's literally, "Give Little Donny a shiny toy so he stops crying!"
Your average 5 year old would see through it in a millisecond.
Isn't it humiliating to follow someone who can be so easily manipulated?
Your average 5 year old would see through it in a millisecond.
Isn't it humiliating to follow someone who can be so easily manipulated?
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
It's literally, "Give Little Donny a shiny toy so he stops crying!"
Your average 5 year old would see through it in a millisecond.
Isn't it humiliating to follow someone who can be so easily manipulated?
Your average 5 year old would see through it in a millisecond.
Isn't it humiliating to follow someone who can be so easily manipulated?
Also not OK? If one is "overweight," the medical establishment blames EVERYTHING on that & confidently declares that losing weight will fix your problem.
"But doc! I have a compound fracture - look, there's the bone sticking through my skin!"
"You know, if you'd just lose a few pounds...."
"But doc! I have a compound fracture - look, there's the bone sticking through my skin!"
"You know, if you'd just lose a few pounds...."
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Also not OK? If one is "overweight," the medical establishment blames EVERYTHING on that & confidently declares that losing weight will fix your problem.
"But doc! I have a compound fracture - look, there's the bone sticking through my skin!"
"You know, if you'd just lose a few pounds...."
"But doc! I have a compound fracture - look, there's the bone sticking through my skin!"
"You know, if you'd just lose a few pounds...."
YOLO, but in the worst fucking way possible?
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
YOLO, but in the worst fucking way possible?
This would be a HUGE violation of FedRAMP! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
This would be a HUGE violation of FedRAMP! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
kerning: you're doing it wrong
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
kerning: you're doing it wrong
this, only playoff edition, so, like, the size of a billboard
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this, only playoff edition, so, like, the size of a billboard
KP has no Philly Special, only Philly Very Dull
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
KP has no Philly Special, only Philly Very Dull
Pro tip: also get a box of amaretti to go. Those things are delicious and have a surprisingly long shelf-life (assuming you can stop yourself from hoovering them all up on the train ride back).
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Pro tip: also get a box of amaretti to go. Those things are delicious and have a surprisingly long shelf-life (assuming you can stop yourself from hoovering them all up on the train ride back).
Blocked kick, you say? Jalen Carter & his newly repaired shoulders say hello 😉
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Blocked kick, you say? Jalen Carter & his newly repaired shoulders say hello 😉
Cannoli at Vaccarro’s. You know you want to.
January 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Cannoli at Vaccarro’s. You know you want to.