ewitwins
@ewitwins.bsky.social
Carpenter, woodworker, architect~
My blood is 5% saw dust 75% microplastics
My blood is 5% saw dust 75% microplastics
236 socks and counting!
September 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
236 socks and counting!
Tbh it makes you more electable
August 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Tbh it makes you more electable
It's genuinely stuff like this that makes me want to move to and support Illinois economically.
August 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's genuinely stuff like this that makes me want to move to and support Illinois economically.
Yeahhhh at this point I think we can all fully accept that Schumer is bought and paid for.
August 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Yeahhhh at this point I think we can all fully accept that Schumer is bought and paid for.
Ahhhhh damn sorry homie
August 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ahhhhh damn sorry homie
Do they just like ... Not understand the concept of batteries?
July 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do they just like ... Not understand the concept of batteries?
She is beauty, she is grace, she recently rediscover nuclear waste~
July 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
She is beauty, she is grace, she recently rediscover nuclear waste~
We're living through the advent of contemporary fascism, every day be tryin' 🫠
July 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We're living through the advent of contemporary fascism, every day be tryin' 🫠
"Never Again" apparently just meant Europe.
July 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"Never Again" apparently just meant Europe.
Let's flesh this out a little bit, is he just firing the gun into the air or at anyone in particular?
July 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Let's flesh this out a little bit, is he just firing the gun into the air or at anyone in particular?
Literally the only thing keeping me going is that we can reconstruct those agencies and most of the documentation has (hopefully) been preserved.
Best case scenario this is a mugging, not a murder.
Best case scenario this is a mugging, not a murder.
July 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Literally the only thing keeping me going is that we can reconstruct those agencies and most of the documentation has (hopefully) been preserved.
Best case scenario this is a mugging, not a murder.
Best case scenario this is a mugging, not a murder.
Jesus that's bleak.
a woman with blue hair says you look lonely
ALT: a woman with blue hair says you look lonely
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jesus that's bleak.
Hell yeah she said it, and I'll say it too.
ICE is a tool for the fascist regime to terrorize the population. Nobody is born an ICE agent and they're free to resign.
ICE is a tool for the fascist regime to terrorize the population. Nobody is born an ICE agent and they're free to resign.
July 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hell yeah she said it, and I'll say it too.
ICE is a tool for the fascist regime to terrorize the population. Nobody is born an ICE agent and they're free to resign.
ICE is a tool for the fascist regime to terrorize the population. Nobody is born an ICE agent and they're free to resign.
Someone let establishment Democrats know that doubling down on disliking colonisers and racists actually works.
July 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone let establishment Democrats know that doubling down on disliking colonisers and racists actually works.
So does the air just kind of...blow into these ventricles, or is there a diaphragmatic action similar to ours across each section?
Like what promotes airflow?
Like what promotes airflow?
July 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So does the air just kind of...blow into these ventricles, or is there a diaphragmatic action similar to ours across each section?
Like what promotes airflow?
Like what promotes airflow?
Exactly. Feeding friends and hanging out to hold onto the community that we have.
July 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Exactly. Feeding friends and hanging out to hold onto the community that we have.
Simply put if strange men with masks and guns show up in our neighborhoods and start kicking in doors, how can we be expected not to exercise our Second Amendment rights?
Where did all of the NRA members go, huh?
Where did all of the NRA members go, huh?
July 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Simply put if strange men with masks and guns show up in our neighborhoods and start kicking in doors, how can we be expected not to exercise our Second Amendment rights?
Where did all of the NRA members go, huh?
Where did all of the NRA members go, huh?
Wait what the fuck wasn't there literally another expo earlier this year that had a fire in/near their Artist Alley?
July 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wait what the fuck wasn't there literally another expo earlier this year that had a fire in/near their Artist Alley?
Sure, they might be good at keeping people in, but what about keeping people out?
July 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sure, they might be good at keeping people in, but what about keeping people out?
Wait wait wait are we finally getting an Alien: Earth War adaptation?
June 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wait wait wait are we finally getting an Alien: Earth War adaptation?
Nah, let's just call him "Junior" like the Dollar Store shyster that he is.
June 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nah, let's just call him "Junior" like the Dollar Store shyster that he is.
Haaaank! Don't abbreviate Captain Pachyderm, Hank! HAAAAAAAAANK
June 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Haaaank! Don't abbreviate Captain Pachyderm, Hank! HAAAAAAAAANK
It's wishful thinking on the part of every single landlord and property owner looking to get out of Florida before the home insurance market completely collapses due to climate change.
June 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's wishful thinking on the part of every single landlord and property owner looking to get out of Florida before the home insurance market completely collapses due to climate change.