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Ugh. I dreamt I was doing a “disassemble the toilet seat” deep clean last night. Yours is worse.
February 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Ugh. I dreamt I was doing a “disassemble the toilet seat” deep clean last night. Yours is worse.
OMG. The universe in which JFK says that is a *very* weird work of speculative fiction. Not sure if I would want to read it or just hide from it.
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
OMG. The universe in which JFK says that is a *very* weird work of speculative fiction. Not sure if I would want to read it or just hide from it.
I searched for “Great Lakes Paperclip Factory” on Google, hoping to get the original date of the skit (likely 1955). Google’s AI believes it was a legit corporation.
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I searched for “Great Lakes Paperclip Factory” on Google, hoping to get the original date of the skit (likely 1955). Google’s AI believes it was a legit corporation.
OMG, those bias-cut halter tops!
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
OMG, those bias-cut halter tops!
One last word: Emma Thompson’s and Martine McCutcheon’s “fat” asses are GORGEOUS. No shade to the other beautiful people, but holy cow those two! 😍
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
One last word: Emma Thompson’s and Martine McCutcheon’s “fat” asses are GORGEOUS. No shade to the other beautiful people, but holy cow those two! 😍
We made it! This movie should have been a documentary on what it takes to keep the arrivals area at Heathrow running. Instead it feels like someone fed eighties teen and romcom movies into an LLM and then the resulting script popped through a wormhole into the early 2000s.
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We made it! This movie should have been a documentary on what it takes to keep the arrivals area at Heathrow running. Instead it feels like someone fed eighties teen and romcom movies into an LLM and then the resulting script popped through a wormhole into the early 2000s.
Apparently my airport-security-violation suspension of disbelief is not strong enough for this film.
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Apparently my airport-security-violation suspension of disbelief is not strong enough for this film.
Ah! Rowan Atkinson! Can I see a stage play version of this where all roles are played by Rowan Atkinson and Bill Nighy using a large trunk full of over-the-top prop costumes.
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ah! Rowan Atkinson! Can I see a stage play version of this where all roles are played by Rowan Atkinson and Bill Nighy using a large trunk full of over-the-top prop costumes.
Oh, man, I was really hoping Laura Linney’s problem was an ancient maiden aunt with mild dementia and excess cats. This is just grim for a film with such a superficial tone.
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh, man, I was really hoping Laura Linney’s problem was an ancient maiden aunt with mild dementia and excess cats. This is just grim for a film with such a superficial tone.
Speaking of Pride and Prejudice, remember Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? I think I might better enjoy Love, Actually With Pterodactyls.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Speaking of Pride and Prejudice, remember Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? I think I might better enjoy Love, Actually With Pterodactyls.
Good lord this is insanely cheesy. That switch from Risky Business to the 1995 Pride and Prejudice was brutal.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Good lord this is insanely cheesy. That switch from Risky Business to the 1995 Pride and Prejudice was brutal.
Well! A sexual harasser US president still feels current. Sigh.
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well! A sexual harasser US president still feels current. Sigh.
Curses! Foiled by Mr. Dr. Me’s preternatural ability to watch just enough of a movie to get through dinner and then jump up and do something productive. Back later. Possibly much later.
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Curses! Foiled by Mr. Dr. Me’s preternatural ability to watch just enough of a movie to get through dinner and then jump up and do something productive. Back later. Possibly much later.
Or a German farce about Billy Mack’s descent into madness.
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Or a German farce about Billy Mack’s descent into madness.
I have a bad feeling this is going to be unrelentingly light-and-airy superficially sentimental. I think I want the French version.
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have a bad feeling this is going to be unrelentingly light-and-airy superficially sentimental. I think I want the French version.
Ok. Bill Nighy shuddering at the prospect of hearing his crap song is delightful!
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Ok. Bill Nighy shuddering at the prospect of hearing his crap song is delightful!
I dunno, I think I would find And They Call It Puppy Love an amusing wedding DJ song. But I’m easily amused.
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I dunno, I think I would find And They Call It Puppy Love an amusing wedding DJ song. But I’m easily amused.
And there’s infidelity count #1. I am NOT gonna do a running count. I swear!
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
And there’s infidelity count #1. I am NOT gonna do a running count. I swear!