ExactlySorta
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Just me, desperately trying to keep a lid on the cynical panic I've been in since the After Days began (circa 2016). Name's Emily. Nice to meet you
Elizabeth Banks on the continuous fight for women's rights: "Nobody gives us shit. It has to be fought for and won. They don't want to give us anything. So we have to keep fighting"
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Elizabeth Banks on the continuous fight for women's rights: "Nobody gives us shit. It has to be fought for and won. They don't want to give us anything. So we have to keep fighting"
AOC responds to Trump's comment that he couldn’t understand Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: “I barely know what Trump is saying half the time, so… I feel him.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
AOC responds to Trump's comment that he couldn’t understand Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: “I barely know what Trump is saying half the time, so… I feel him.”
The Seahawks are the REAL patriots!
Read this and try not to root for them...
GO SEAHAWKS!!!
Read this and try not to root for them...
GO SEAHAWKS!!!
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The Seahawks are the REAL patriots!
Read this and try not to root for them...
GO SEAHAWKS!!!
Read this and try not to root for them...
GO SEAHAWKS!!!
Coworkers of Alex Pretti take a morning of silence this morning
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Coworkers of Alex Pretti take a morning of silence this morning
Alex Pretti, the man killed by ICE agents today
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Alex Pretti, the man killed by ICE agents today
There a plague on both our Houses
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
There a plague on both our Houses
Was blind but now I see...
Joe Rogan: A man brought here as a baby. Lived in the U.S. for 20 years. Can’t speak Spanish. No criminal record. Deported anyway. That’s not “border security.” That’s ripping people out of the only country they’ve ever known and dumping them in a place that isn’t home
Joe Rogan: A man brought here as a baby. Lived in the U.S. for 20 years. Can’t speak Spanish. No criminal record. Deported anyway. That’s not “border security.” That’s ripping people out of the only country they’ve ever known and dumping them in a place that isn’t home
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Was blind but now I see...
Joe Rogan: A man brought here as a baby. Lived in the U.S. for 20 years. Can’t speak Spanish. No criminal record. Deported anyway. That’s not “border security.” That’s ripping people out of the only country they’ve ever known and dumping them in a place that isn’t home
Joe Rogan: A man brought here as a baby. Lived in the U.S. for 20 years. Can’t speak Spanish. No criminal record. Deported anyway. That’s not “border security.” That’s ripping people out of the only country they’ve ever known and dumping them in a place that isn’t home
Colbert: “Which reminds me, where are the Epstein Files? You signed a law mandating you’d have to release the Epstein Files by the middle of last month, but you still haven’t. It kind of makes you seem like a - what’s the phrase - pedophile protector!”
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Colbert: “Which reminds me, where are the Epstein Files? You signed a law mandating you’d have to release the Epstein Files by the middle of last month, but you still haven’t. It kind of makes you seem like a - what’s the phrase - pedophile protector!”
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get gifts from Santa?
The other letters were *not E*
The other letters were *not E*
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get gifts from Santa?
The other letters were *not E*
The other letters were *not E*
Harrison "Homemaker" Butker leads the NFL in FG misses.
Hey, Butker:
I luxuriate in your abject failure and misery. Since kicking didn't pan out, maybe you should get in the kitchen and make sandwiches instead.
Whiff, bitch.
Hey, Butker:
I luxuriate in your abject failure and misery. Since kicking didn't pan out, maybe you should get in the kitchen and make sandwiches instead.
Whiff, bitch.
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Harrison "Homemaker" Butker leads the NFL in FG misses.
Hey, Butker:
I luxuriate in your abject failure and misery. Since kicking didn't pan out, maybe you should get in the kitchen and make sandwiches instead.
Whiff, bitch.
Hey, Butker:
I luxuriate in your abject failure and misery. Since kicking didn't pan out, maybe you should get in the kitchen and make sandwiches instead.
Whiff, bitch.
Prime Minister vs Prime Sinister
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Prime Minister vs Prime Sinister
Prime Minister vs Prime Sinister
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Prime Minister vs Prime Sinister
Who wants to tell her?
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Who wants to tell her?
Alex Karp, the CEO of Palantir (the tech company enabling ICE raids) acts wildly erratic at the NYT DealBook Summit
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Alex Karp, the CEO of Palantir (the tech company enabling ICE raids) acts wildly erratic at the NYT DealBook Summit
This is a CATastrophe
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is a CATastrophe
Time to give those bootstraps a big tug, says Jeff Bezos and The Washington Post
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Time to give those bootstraps a big tug, says Jeff Bezos and The Washington Post
Department of War Crimes
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Department of War Crimes
After roughly two dozen ICE vehicles depart a garage in NYC, a man attempts to stop them (while raising his middle finger), leading NYPD to give chase
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
After roughly two dozen ICE vehicles depart a garage in NYC, a man attempts to stop them (while raising his middle finger), leading NYPD to give chase
My dad died from a massive stroke at age 45, when I was 15. My mom died from brain cancer 3 years ago. Perhaps a better person wouldn't wish those truly nightmarish maladies on anyone else. Perhaps I'll be that person again, after he's gone
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My dad died from a massive stroke at age 45, when I was 15. My mom died from brain cancer 3 years ago. Perhaps a better person wouldn't wish those truly nightmarish maladies on anyone else. Perhaps I'll be that person again, after he's gone
"A stroke of the pen" could solve a number of problems concerning President Face Sags-a-lot
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"A stroke of the pen" could solve a number of problems concerning President Face Sags-a-lot