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Mat Thew
@exactoris.bsky.social
26 followers 20 following 1.7K posts
Occasional artist, part time 3D modeller, full time idiot

Lover of sci-fi, robots and anything creative

pokejoel468's crush

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Mat Thew @exactoris.bsky.social · Oct 29
So instead of doing my job and serving customers, I prefer to draw on blank receipts until someone has the nerve to interrupt me. Here's a couple of my favourites so far.
#sketch #art
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I go to all these car boot sales and they only offer me boots, why did you bring the car then???
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I'm gonna get a Google review about me at work one way or another, no matter the cost..
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Monster is better than Huel
September 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Put Bernard from spider man in Fortnite
July 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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100%ing old school RuneScape on www.twitch.tv/suzooiey come see me play osrs and shake my ass
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Small Idiot 100%s Runescape ♡ !links !vods
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June 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I hope my friend @suzooiey.com is doing OK
May 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Looking for extraordinary? You can find it here @suzooiey.com
Go follow!
a teddy bear is dancing in a kitchen with a tiktok logo on the floor
ALT: a teddy bear is dancing in a kitchen with a tiktok logo on the floor
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April 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Shoutout to my talented friend Sir Spread A Lot
suzooiey.com Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · Mar 25
I'm being censored
March 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Night night, don't let the toe ticklers bite
March 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Didn't say I couldn't quote it
suzooiey.com Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · Mar 24
Nobody reply to this
March 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I hope my friend Alli is having a good day
March 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Man I could really do with a Willy pic from @suzooiey.com rn
February 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Worst part of becoming an adult is when the government stops giving you the sick asf title of "Master/Mistress" like no please keep calling me that
February 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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got me a dommy mommy gf shes called anxiety
February 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Cigarettes are the adult equivalent of sucking your thumb, prove me wrong
February 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Just nearly choked on an M&M whilst sat on the toilet. My life flushed before my eyes.
January 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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My nuts are cold (my peanut M&Ms)
January 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Starting 2025 by hitting 1k posts, yall wanna party?
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January 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Come be loved
January 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Couldn't do a Lady and the Tramp kiss I'd turn it into a tug of war over who gets the rest of the spaghetti
January 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Meeting this girl made my year, make this new one yours by checking her and the community out. ❤️
December 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Merry Chrimbo innit
December 25, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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Do it for Eddie (and Buffy)
suzooiey.com Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · Dec 23
Eddie when people don’t subscribe to my YT channel :(
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Wish I had the confidence of drunk me
December 21, 2024 at 6:03 PM