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stevie ✨
@exanastasis.bsky.social
they/them - adult - borderlands enthusiast

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It's funny you ask because I'm back on my bullshit
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I'm writing spicy stuff and I want to backspace so bad but then I remind myself that I'm the only one who's gonna read it
January 17, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Forcing myself to take deep breaths right now so I don't call someone a fucking moron.
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The ONE TIME I decide to drink in bed because I've been so fucking stressed I SPILL IT on my shirt wtaf
August 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It's finally not 90 fucking degrees, I'm actually freezing, this is great! I can take scalding hot showers again!!
August 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
These a holes are fuckin with me
August 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It was a mistake to have the equivalent of 4 shots of vodka, it is only Thursday and I have to work in the morning
August 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Someone said "oh a bunch of people did tar0t readings on D and T and they're all saying the same thing" and I was curious so I did my own reading. I don't use traditional tar0t cards which are easier for me to read. I feel stupid when I do readings and I haven't done one in probably a decade.
August 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'm so cooked

So I'm moving, right. And I have to consolidate all my jewelry (see: rings) all in one place. I have a display tray that holds 72 rings. Which is full.

I also have these. I had to order another display tray. My boyfriend is going to kill me. He has never seen my full collection.
August 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You know what the problem is when you work in retail and they put you in the cosmetics department? You end up with a lot of cosmetics and perfume. Which is hard to deal with when you're trying to move.
August 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
As someone who very unironically collected porcelain dolls alongside their grandmother, this was a dangerous purchase and now I want them all (blind box collectible)
August 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
August 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thanks to, and this is what I've heard & can't be assed to verify, "corn sweat" from the midwest I am once again suffering in the heat & humidity. My ankle started killing me last night (and it still hurts) and a few hours ago I developed an intense migraine that is defying 1000mg of acetaminophen
July 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
July 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Sunscreen for babies has no business being as good as it is (lie) I used it on my face and absorbed really well and it didn't make my face look greasy
June 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is fucking bullshit
June 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Crazy comment on the invoice I'm dealing with "The bear will assist. Bring fish."
June 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
June 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I have pivoted back to my other work in progress and now I'm back on my bullshit trying to figure out dates for a franchise where dates don't matter as much to the creators and the points are made up

My hand hurts because I've been writing in cursive for two days 😩
June 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Dogtown dating app
May 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"Get on my level" I say as I wait 10 minutes for the laptop I bought in 2012 to boot up
April 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
OKAY

I see your hoodie
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM