Jen Folds Five
@excitablejen.bsky.social
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Jen Folds Five
@excitablejen.bsky.social
· Nov 28
In 2018, my mom made Christmas cookies and sent me this video. We now watch it every year. If this is your first time seeing this, you’re welcome.
“He’s a vegan submarine driver, of course!”
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“He’s a vegan submarine driver, of course!”
Ugh, read the chart notes Walter
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ugh, read the chart notes Walter
Did everyone get this or do I need to go on git
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Did everyone get this or do I need to go on git
The MD who did my endoscopy/colonoscopy joined me in the elevator 😳
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The MD who did my endoscopy/colonoscopy joined me in the elevator 😳
Anything I don’t want I just bring to work and write “free” on it and it magically disappears before break
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Anything I don’t want I just bring to work and write “free” on it and it magically disappears before break
I can’t believe there’s going to be more rain.
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I can’t believe there’s going to be more rain.
What is it about December that turns normally behaving children into the naughtiest children ever?
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What is it about December that turns normally behaving children into the naughtiest children ever?
I told Tony I wanted a shower door cover that was like holiday themed and he was like “I don’t think that exists.. I think you’re making it up”
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I told Tony I wanted a shower door cover that was like holiday themed and he was like “I don’t think that exists.. I think you’re making it up”
Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink
I saw someone using an actual umbrella today so you know things are cray
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I saw someone using an actual umbrella today so you know things are cray
I get a flood warning like every hour. I’m already on alert, like we know. Chillax on the flood warnings
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I get a flood warning like every hour. I’m already on alert, like we know. Chillax on the flood warnings
The geographic location built for rain is flooding
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The geographic location built for rain is flooding
Hey, at least they didn’t have to cut a hole in your ceiling and rip out your bathroom floor upstairs right before Christmas
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hey, at least they didn’t have to cut a hole in your ceiling and rip out your bathroom floor upstairs right before Christmas
This showed up in my timehop today, I showed my kids who laughed uncontrollably and they requested to watch it 5 more times until I stopped playing it
In 2018, my mom made Christmas cookies and sent me this video. We now watch it every year. If this is your first time seeing this, you’re welcome.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This showed up in my timehop today, I showed my kids who laughed uncontrollably and they requested to watch it 5 more times until I stopped playing it
This year’s bake-off theme is savory. I present to you: Maple Bacon Shortbread
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This year’s bake-off theme is savory. I present to you: Maple Bacon Shortbread
Very excited for @actualbenfolds.bsky.social with Seattle Symphony
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Very excited for @actualbenfolds.bsky.social with Seattle Symphony
New GnR.. not good
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
New GnR.. not good
Lately only 1 & 2 due to time constraints
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Lately only 1 & 2 due to time constraints
Not at all surprised
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Not at all surprised
I can bake a cherry pie quick as a cat can wink its eye. Pumpkin, peach, and a half a dozen others. 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I can bake a cherry pie quick as a cat can wink its eye. Pumpkin, peach, and a half a dozen others. 🎶
If you left it up to me, everyday would be a holiday from real
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you left it up to me, everyday would be a holiday from real
..there are 50 pound cats?
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
..there are 50 pound cats?
Prime location for Jack’s Mannequin
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Prime location for Jack’s Mannequin
I guess I am a person who can make their own wreath
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I guess I am a person who can make their own wreath
Weekend update always cracks me up
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Weekend update always cracks me up