Seán Bartz
@excitedstate.bsky.social
Why is my Honda dealer inviting me to a key party?
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why is my Honda dealer inviting me to a key party?
Two great soccer players, or one great dancer
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Two great soccer players, or one great dancer
Okay, but I'm still gonna treasure this strange interaction I had with a retired baseball slugger back when Twitter was good
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Okay, but I'm still gonna treasure this strange interaction I had with a retired baseball slugger back when Twitter was good
Getting snarked at by the handyman because it took me a couple days to get back to him that the shitty fix his guy did on his initial shitty repair is also shitty
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Getting snarked at by the handyman because it took me a couple days to get back to him that the shitty fix his guy did on his initial shitty repair is also shitty
Tent so big it fits an entire Large Hadron Collider
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tent so big it fits an entire Large Hadron Collider
Despite the name, Beef Manhattan was invented in Indianapolis
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Despite the name, Beef Manhattan was invented in Indianapolis
I designed a new logo for the injury-ravaged Pacers
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I designed a new logo for the injury-ravaged Pacers
Who's coming through with a Pacers Maek Pope jersey?
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Who's coming through with a Pacers Maek Pope jersey?
I hate how the name order and picture order never matches. Either that, or Billy Bob Thornton had a major glow up
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I hate how the name order and picture order never matches. Either that, or Billy Bob Thornton had a major glow up
1300% measurement uncertainty
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
1300% measurement uncertainty
Pacers city edition uniforms are the mashup of eras that every fan-made redesign has had for the past decade. I think they turned out pretty nice
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Pacers city edition uniforms are the mashup of eras that every fan-made redesign has had for the past decade. I think they turned out pretty nice
My course materials for next spring now officially pass the Canvas accessibility checker 🥳
(Repost because I originally forgot alt-text, ironically)
(Repost because I originally forgot alt-text, ironically)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My course materials for next spring now officially pass the Canvas accessibility checker 🥳
(Repost because I originally forgot alt-text, ironically)
(Repost because I originally forgot alt-text, ironically)
Senate Democrats:
![Mike F
@mikefossey
Check this shit out motherfucker [ I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
5:13 PM - Jun 19, 2014](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lrfppnconpjc4n4wl2qi4ef/bafkreidl3st5ifyfkajept4c3vyixxp2lzkacaozy5ll7uweyky4hdescq@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Senate Democrats:
I hate when there's Christmas stuff on display before Halloween, but I couldn't resist when I saw Celebration IPA on the shelf last week
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I hate when there's Christmas stuff on display before Halloween, but I couldn't resist when I saw Celebration IPA on the shelf last week
He's not an aura farmer, he's a
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He's not an aura farmer, he's a
NEW YORK! IF YOU'RE NEAR A BILLIONAIRE OR ANY TYPE OF CAPITALIST, I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS IN THEIR INCOME TAX FOR NO REASON
*Flex bomb*
*Flex bomb*
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
NEW YORK! IF YOU'RE NEAR A BILLIONAIRE OR ANY TYPE OF CAPITALIST, I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS IN THEIR INCOME TAX FOR NO REASON
*Flex bomb*
*Flex bomb*
Overheard a student in my class talking about going to Waffle House in downtown Indianapolis 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Overheard a student in my class talking about going to Waffle House in downtown Indianapolis 🤔
Watching the election results in Indiana when we didn't even get to vote yesterday
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Watching the election results in Indiana when we didn't even get to vote yesterday
Not surprising this guy's NBA career didn't go anywhere
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Not surprising this guy's NBA career didn't go anywhere
I came in dressed as the state of higher education under a Republican-controlled government
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I came in dressed as the state of higher education under a Republican-controlled government