This is like if your next door neighbor said "I'm gonna burn your house down tonight" and you said "heh, we'll see what the HOA has to say about that in a few weeks"

why

STREET PASS LIVES

You could never change that, there'd be Panic on the Streets of Loathing

What the hell is wrong with you fucking people

I think she's mostly a really hard to catch nuisance, and doesn't really mean to be but it's really hard to not hit anyone's shadow and some level of super strength seems guaranteed for all people with powers in this world. Steals bc she can't get a job or even really go shopping

This is ummmm... Umbra. She can teleport between shadows and can affect people if her shadow touches theirs. A huge pain for Coupé

waow

Also like. Let's not forget "Jesse Dylan Faden".

CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY? CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY?

across the world gamers' heads shot up and cocked to the side to hear better

oh man Fane... I wish the Red Prince was good he sounds like he's gonna be so good but he isn't