I think I need one of those greem-white spiral ice creams with the red inside. that would fix me
July 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think I need one of those greem-white spiral ice creams with the red inside. that would fix me
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Servant, remove these unneeded bones and such from my foot at once. Return these appendages of mine back to the Paleocene; let them be once again flippers of which I can use to explore the depths of the unforgiving, yet nurturing seas. You did it for Phelps like cmon why not me
June 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Servant, remove these unneeded bones and such from my foot at once. Return these appendages of mine back to the Paleocene; let them be once again flippers of which I can use to explore the depths of the unforgiving, yet nurturing seas. You did it for Phelps like cmon why not me
God knew my architectural prowess would put even the Sagrada Família to shame, so He nerfed me by slapping me with a tragic backstory + a work ethic that's worse than a koala's
June 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
God knew my architectural prowess would put even the Sagrada Família to shame, so He nerfed me by slapping me with a tragic backstory + a work ethic that's worse than a koala's
TETO ON LIVE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEE
June 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
TETO ON LIVE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEE
why do they call it BLUE sky when the sky outside is BLOOD RED???????? Answer that one, Librals.
May 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
why do they call it BLUE sky when the sky outside is BLOOD RED???????? Answer that one, Librals.
before the unification of the kingdom under the Burger King, warring Burger Princes wrestled for control over the Burger Peasantry
May 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
before the unification of the kingdom under the Burger King, warring Burger Princes wrestled for control over the Burger Peasantry
how fucked up would it be if clouds were upside down
May 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
how fucked up would it be if clouds were upside down
I've never felt such bliss from a simple bun and beer. I would thrive as a peasant
April 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I've never felt such bliss from a simple bun and beer. I would thrive as a peasant
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can't wait . to shoot gun pew pew pew
April 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can't wait . to shoot gun pew pew pew
hey so is this "never being loved" thing supposed to last forever orrrrrrrrr
April 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
hey so is this "never being loved" thing supposed to last forever orrrrrrrrr
horse race tests on Twitter is one of the only things keeping me on that site at this point
April 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
horse race tests on Twitter is one of the only things keeping me on that site at this point
theres this guy who shows up on irl streams in japan just to hand the streamer a dr. pepper and walk away. i could only wish to reach such heights
April 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
theres this guy who shows up on irl streams in japan just to hand the streamer a dr. pepper and walk away. i could only wish to reach such heights
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mmmmmmmmmm hanmmburgger
April 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
mmmmmmmmmm hanmmburgger
@ambitch.bsky.social sorry to bring this to public but. do you think I could get those 5000 freddy fazbears back
April 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@ambitch.bsky.social sorry to bring this to public but. do you think I could get those 5000 freddy fazbears back
I did it finally. it's on my phone
April 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I did it finally. it's on my phone
i really need to install bsky on my damn phone cuz twitter still fuckin eating up 70% of my screentime and I Hate It
January 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i really need to install bsky on my damn phone cuz twitter still fuckin eating up 70% of my screentime and I Hate It
think if 20021 doesn't come out within my lifetime i'm going to have to write down jon bois on my "very not cool people" list in the afterlife. sorry but it'll have to happen
December 29, 2024 at 3:46 AM
think if 20021 doesn't come out within my lifetime i'm going to have to write down jon bois on my "very not cool people" list in the afterlife. sorry but it'll have to happen
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My latest longform, featuring the CHAOS of the Minecraft Haters VS Helpers shenanigans with @crowdcontrol.live is out now!
Check it out in the comments! <3
Check it out in the comments! <3
December 12, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My latest longform, featuring the CHAOS of the Minecraft Haters VS Helpers shenanigans with @crowdcontrol.live is out now!
Check it out in the comments! <3
Check it out in the comments! <3
heem heem, whimper....
December 13, 2024 at 5:42 PM
heem heem, whimper....
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uhm uhh uh, umh mmm uhhh uhhhk
November 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
uhm uhh uh, umh mmm uhhh uhhhk