Exiled Villain
@exiledvillain.bsky.social
WARNING: Posts may display traces of a sarcastic, British, sense of 'humour'*
*Also contains nuts...
*Also contains nuts...
'Spot the bear' competition.
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
'Spot the bear' competition.
Rhyming slang...
Emma Freuds
Nobby Stiles
Chalfont St. Giles
Farmer Giles
Nautical Miles
Shetland Isles
Topps Tiles
Jeremy Kyles
Tate and Lyles
Sieg Heils
Belinda Carlisles etc.
Take your pick. Or rather, don't.
It'll only make them worse.
Emma Freuds
Nobby Stiles
Chalfont St. Giles
Farmer Giles
Nautical Miles
Shetland Isles
Topps Tiles
Jeremy Kyles
Tate and Lyles
Sieg Heils
Belinda Carlisles etc.
Take your pick. Or rather, don't.
It'll only make them worse.
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Rhyming slang...
Emma Freuds
Nobby Stiles
Chalfont St. Giles
Farmer Giles
Nautical Miles
Shetland Isles
Topps Tiles
Jeremy Kyles
Tate and Lyles
Sieg Heils
Belinda Carlisles etc.
Take your pick. Or rather, don't.
It'll only make them worse.
Emma Freuds
Nobby Stiles
Chalfont St. Giles
Farmer Giles
Nautical Miles
Shetland Isles
Topps Tiles
Jeremy Kyles
Tate and Lyles
Sieg Heils
Belinda Carlisles etc.
Take your pick. Or rather, don't.
It'll only make them worse.
'The Rockford Files'
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
'The Rockford Files'
I'm now left wondering if a wormhole has formed, between SF Botanical Garden - & Royal Horticultural Society Wisley in Surrey UK 😂
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December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm now left wondering if a wormhole has formed, between SF Botanical Garden - & Royal Horticultural Society Wisley in Surrey UK 😂
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When I heard it was a politician called Clay - I naturally just assumed...
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a courtroom .
Alt: Clay Davis: playing the part of Clay Higgins - in HBO's 'The Wire'.
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When I heard it was a politician called Clay - I naturally just assumed...
Being middle aged & British: I now have the Benny Hill 'Yakety Sax' theme tune playing in my head.
So thanks for THAT earworm 🙉
So thanks for THAT earworm 🙉
the credits for a movie include location manager eric pavitt film editor john plummer and costume pam doolan .
Alt: the credits for a movie include location manager eric pavitt film editor john plummer and costume pam doolan .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Being middle aged & British: I now have the Benny Hill 'Yakety Sax' theme tune playing in my head.
So thanks for THAT earworm 🙉
So thanks for THAT earworm 🙉
Trump only needs five words...
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Trump only needs five words...
Nobel hairpiece prize, goes to...
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Nobel hairpiece prize, goes to...
MAGA:
Masked Assh*le Goons Arrive
Masked Assh*le Goons Arrive
October 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
MAGA:
Masked Assh*le Goons Arrive
Masked Assh*le Goons Arrive
Presumably, as Zia Yusuf thinks Kier Starmer's use of the word "fight" could be classed as incitement to violence - he will also be condemning [checks notes] ZIA YUSUF, for saying 5 days ago:
"...There’s much work to do, and we must fight for every vote"
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"...There’s much work to do, and we must fight for every vote"
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October 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Presumably, as Zia Yusuf thinks Kier Starmer's use of the word "fight" could be classed as incitement to violence - he will also be condemning [checks notes] ZIA YUSUF, for saying 5 days ago:
"...There’s much work to do, and we must fight for every vote"
🙄😬
"...There’s much work to do, and we must fight for every vote"
🙄😬
Thoughts and derrières...
September 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Thoughts and derrières...
We can at least narrow it down, to *less than 6000 years*... considering the core beliefs of his base.
September 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We can at least narrow it down, to *less than 6000 years*... considering the core beliefs of his base.
"I used 25 Karat Gold. They said it couldn't be done. But I did it"
September 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"I used 25 Karat Gold. They said it couldn't be done. But I did it"
"Not in my goddam Mojo Dojo Casa House!" read another cryptic message, engraved by the retired veteran of 'Beach'.
September 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Not in my goddam Mojo Dojo Casa House!" read another cryptic message, engraved by the retired veteran of 'Beach'.
September 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
September 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM