Existential Nomad (n.d.p.) ™️
@existential-nomad.bsky.social
ᛖᚲᛊᛁᛊᛏᛖᚾᛏᛟᛚ ᚾᛟᛗᚨᛞ.
Your co-conspirator and gonzo journalist of the 5th column.
Here to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Reporting from occupied Timucua land.
https://linktr.ee/GreaterOrlandoANTIFA
Your co-conspirator and gonzo journalist of the 5th column.
Here to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Reporting from occupied Timucua land.
https://linktr.ee/GreaterOrlandoANTIFA
Pinned
URGENT HOUSING NEEDED. My landlord shut off my internet, costing me $400 & threatening my job. I'm in an unlivable situation & need to move ASAP. Need a safe room for 1 person until March. I'm in FL, but will relocate to Michigan. Please DM housing leads.
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
(1/4) REPOST: URGENT MUTUAL AID
I need immediate, safe housing. My living situation has become untenable and hostile. My landlord has been aggressive and cut off my internet because I was one week late on rent (which I was on my way to pay). I need to get out ASAP.
#MutualAid #HousingCrisis
I need immediate, safe housing. My living situation has become untenable and hostile. My landlord has been aggressive and cut off my internet because I was one week late on rent (which I was on my way to pay). I need to get out ASAP.
#MutualAid #HousingCrisis
(1/4) REPOST: URGENT MUTUAL AID
I need immediate, safe housing. My living situation has become untenable and hostile. My landlord has been aggressive and cut off my internet because I was one week late on rent (which I was on my way to pay). I need to get out ASAP.
#MutualAid #HousingCrisis
I need immediate, safe housing. My living situation has become untenable and hostile. My landlord has been aggressive and cut off my internet because I was one week late on rent (which I was on my way to pay). I need to get out ASAP.
#MutualAid #HousingCrisis
URGENT HOUSING NEEDED. My landlord shut off my internet, costing me $400 & threatening my job. I'm in an unlivable situation & need to move ASAP. Need a safe room for 1 person until March. I'm in FL, but will relocate to Michigan. Please DM housing leads.
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
(1/4) REPOST: URGENT MUTUAL AID
I need immediate, safe housing. My living situation has become untenable and hostile. My landlord has been aggressive and cut off my internet because I was one week late on rent (which I was on my way to pay). I need to get out ASAP.
#MutualAid #HousingCrisis
I need immediate, safe housing. My living situation has become untenable and hostile. My landlord has been aggressive and cut off my internet because I was one week late on rent (which I was on my way to pay). I need to get out ASAP.
#MutualAid #HousingCrisis
1/5
A few facts for the AG: Christmas isn't a "sacred Christian tradition." It was culturally appropriated from pagan festivals like Yule. Santa is literally Odin, who, by the way, often appeared as a woman. So by this logic, maybe they should cancel Christmas itself?
#Censorship #1A #DragShow
A few facts for the AG: Christmas isn't a "sacred Christian tradition." It was culturally appropriated from pagan festivals like Yule. Santa is literally Odin, who, by the way, often appeared as a woman. So by this logic, maybe they should cancel Christmas itself?
#Censorship #1A #DragShow
![approve the kind and quality of events ... [and] users of the [theatre]."⁷ Paragraph 2.1(b) provides that the management company shall have "exclusive authority over the day-to-day operation of the [theatre] and all activities therein," "provided that [the management company] shall follow all policies and guidelines of the City hereafter established or modified by the City that the City notifies [the management company] in writing are applicable to the [theatre]."⁸ The City has apparently interpreted its review and approval authority as "tied to policies or guidelines that are formally established and communicated in advance to [the management company]."⁹ But the City has stated that it would "consider exercising its reserved authority if it were determined that a proposed event would be injurious to the public health, safety, or general welfare of the community."¹⁰ In its own words, "the City does not find that the scheduled event presents such a risk."¹¹
There are several issues with the City's position. First, the management company's exclusive authority as outlined in paragraph 2.1(b) does not supersede the City's editorial control as provided in paragraph 2.6(a)—the two provisions must be read to harmonize with one another.¹² When read correctly together, the agreement places no conditions on the City's review and approval authority.
Second, even assuming that 2.1(b) somehow restricts the City's review and approval authority, the language of the provision does not comport with the City's interpretation. Policies "hereafter" established most reasonably mean those policies established after the ratification of the contract, which would encompass the City's disapproval of the drag show regardless of the date of booking. Nowhere in the contract does it require the City to "formally" establish these policies either, so the City could send a written communication today cancelling the show and it would entirely comport with the agreement's terms.
Third, the City ad…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jrtapvqwqhqowqjr3g2hvs6w/bafkreigunyq42qegw4ln2wscamp4srcdo5dacecccbi7ngqhppk4w4acum@jpeg)
![health, safety, and welfare of children. Contrary to the City's stated position to date, the terms of the contract provide the City unfettered discretion to review and approve content shown at the theatre. So there is no threat of a meaningful First Amendment challenge to the show's cancellation.
While the First Amendment safeguards freedom of expression, it does not require a city to platform and endorse disgusting, obscene content that denigrates its residents' religious beliefs. Permitting a drag show at a city-owned theatre that openly disparages Christian beliefs is not only an affront to your Christian residents, but it may subject the City to further legal scrutiny. Such city-sanctioned religious mockery may amount to religious discrimination.¹³ It likewise could constitute a public nuisance.¹⁴ And were any of these deranged performers to expose themselves to the kids innocently enjoying Christmas festivities near the Saenger Theatre, the City could share in liability resulting from charges of obscenity¹⁵ or lewd and lascivious exhibition.¹⁶
The risks are too significant, the outcry too pronounced, and the solution too apparent. You can—and you should—cancel this obscene, anti-religious drag show. The show's content is designed to inflame religious strife, its timing is intentional, and its proximity to children is unacceptably problematic. Failure to stop this sacrilege and misuse of public funds raises serious concerns about the city's stewardship of public property. Do the right thing.
Sincerely,
[Signature of James Uthmeier]
James Uthmeier
ATTORNEY GENERAL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jrtapvqwqhqowqjr3g2hvs6w/bafkreidfyc2rwdvvo4j7tcazwmjs54qpysd4clfnvecaqssgdzzpjqh3ku@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
1/5
A few facts for the AG: Christmas isn't a "sacred Christian tradition." It was culturally appropriated from pagan festivals like Yule. Santa is literally Odin, who, by the way, often appeared as a woman. So by this logic, maybe they should cancel Christmas itself?
#Censorship #1A #DragShow
A few facts for the AG: Christmas isn't a "sacred Christian tradition." It was culturally appropriated from pagan festivals like Yule. Santa is literally Odin, who, by the way, often appeared as a woman. So by this logic, maybe they should cancel Christmas itself?
#Censorship #1A #DragShow
He hasn't filed an eviction yet as far as I know. I'll have 30 days after the process server posts the notice. I'll probably be petty AF.
#MutualAid #housing #MutualAidRequest
#MutualAid #housing #MutualAidRequest
URGENT HOUSING NEEDED. My landlord shut off my internet, costing me $400 & threatening my job. I'm in an unlivable situation & need to move ASAP. Need a safe room for 1 person until March. I'm in FL, but will relocate to Michigan. Please DM housing leads.
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
He hasn't filed an eviction yet as far as I know. I'll have 30 days after the process server posts the notice. I'll probably be petty AF.
#MutualAid #housing #MutualAidRequest
#MutualAid #housing #MutualAidRequest
URGENT HOUSING NEEDED. My landlord shut off my internet, costing me $400 & threatening my job. I'm in an unlivable situation & need to move ASAP. Need a safe room for 1 person until March. I'm in FL, but will relocate to Michigan. Please DM housing leads.
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
URGENT HOUSING NEEDED. My landlord shut off my internet, costing me $400 & threatening my job. I'm in an unlivable situation & need to move ASAP. Need a safe room for 1 person until March. I'm in FL, but will relocate to Michigan. Please DM housing leads.
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
#MutualAid #ExistentialNomad #sos #Housing
I've made a list of words and phrases that get flagged by the FBI.
THE PLAN:
Write an article about mutual aid networks and the lack of "community" in the USA.
THE CHALLENGE:
Use as many of those terms and words in my article.
THE REALIZATION:
Fuck, this gonna be a long fuckin article...
THE PLAN:
Write an article about mutual aid networks and the lack of "community" in the USA.
THE CHALLENGE:
Use as many of those terms and words in my article.
THE REALIZATION:
Fuck, this gonna be a long fuckin article...
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I've made a list of words and phrases that get flagged by the FBI.
THE PLAN:
Write an article about mutual aid networks and the lack of "community" in the USA.
THE CHALLENGE:
Use as many of those terms and words in my article.
THE REALIZATION:
Fuck, this gonna be a long fuckin article...
THE PLAN:
Write an article about mutual aid networks and the lack of "community" in the USA.
THE CHALLENGE:
Use as many of those terms and words in my article.
THE REALIZATION:
Fuck, this gonna be a long fuckin article...
It's Star Wars pajama weather tonight. They're a thicker material than my Stevie PJs from last night.
#WinterCold #Pajamas #CuddleWeather
#WinterCold #Pajamas #CuddleWeather
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It's Star Wars pajama weather tonight. They're a thicker material than my Stevie PJs from last night.
#WinterCold #Pajamas #CuddleWeather
#WinterCold #Pajamas #CuddleWeather
Low-Key flex here. I haven't had any BP medication in a week, and I have not seen any significant rise. I take readings twice a day most days, certainly after walking.
Who's got two thumbs and is getting into shape?
This guy...
#Workout #InShape50s #walking
Who's got two thumbs and is getting into shape?
This guy...
#Workout #InShape50s #walking
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Low-Key flex here. I haven't had any BP medication in a week, and I have not seen any significant rise. I take readings twice a day most days, certainly after walking.
Who's got two thumbs and is getting into shape?
This guy...
#Workout #InShape50s #walking
Who's got two thumbs and is getting into shape?
This guy...
#Workout #InShape50s #walking
Sometimes I take a step back and just admire the absurdity of it all.
Our "President":
Rambles about windmills, hammers, low-flow toilets, sharks, and so many more.
Wanders off at functions in foreign countries.
And brags about acing a cognitive test, which he thought was an IQ test.
Our "President":
Rambles about windmills, hammers, low-flow toilets, sharks, and so many more.
Wanders off at functions in foreign countries.
And brags about acing a cognitive test, which he thought was an IQ test.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes I take a step back and just admire the absurdity of it all.
Our "President":
Rambles about windmills, hammers, low-flow toilets, sharks, and so many more.
Wanders off at functions in foreign countries.
And brags about acing a cognitive test, which he thought was an IQ test.
Our "President":
Rambles about windmills, hammers, low-flow toilets, sharks, and so many more.
Wanders off at functions in foreign countries.
And brags about acing a cognitive test, which he thought was an IQ test.
Precisely the question we need answered.
REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Precisely the question we need answered.
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
![This image is an infographic from "Existential Nomad" titled "Grinding Your Herbs is Easy Y'all."
It demonstrates a three-step process for using a "Chromium Crusher" herb grinder, which is shown with a decorative lid featuring a cannabis leaf over the state of Florida.
STEP ONE: Labeled "The Starting Material," this panel shows a whole cannabis bud placed on the grinder's teeth.
STEP TWO: Labeled "Preparation for Grinding," this panel shows the cannabis broken into smaller pieces and set inside the grinder's top chamber.
VIOLA [sic]: Labeled "The Final Product," this panel displays the finely and evenly ground cannabis in the lower chamber after the grinding is complete.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jrtapvqwqhqowqjr3g2hvs6w/bafkreigvttxm6alhknju5f6iswbn4ilib2ibudndw3aleorlju57vxfeqy@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
No Masters, No Kings
A Dispatch from the Anti-Fascist Frontlines (early release)
open.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Popeyes mac-n-cheese has no business being that fuckin good.
#Popeyes #MacNCheese #DontGetMeStartedOnTheChickenSandwich
#Popeyes #MacNCheese #DontGetMeStartedOnTheChickenSandwich
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Popeyes mac-n-cheese has no business being that fuckin good.
#Popeyes #MacNCheese #DontGetMeStartedOnTheChickenSandwich
#Popeyes #MacNCheese #DontGetMeStartedOnTheChickenSandwich
I will not manage my anger, if they won't/can't manage their stupidity.
#MatchEnergy #fascists #trump
#MatchEnergy #fascists #trump
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I will not manage my anger, if they won't/can't manage their stupidity.
#MatchEnergy #fascists #trump
#MatchEnergy #fascists #trump
Not gonna lie, I've listened to this about 20 times now. "We will tar and feather you with your money" fuckin gave me goose pimples...
#DeadPioneers #punk #FirstNationsPunkRock
#DeadPioneers #punk #FirstNationsPunkRock
Freedom Means Something
YouTube video by Dead Pioneers - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Not gonna lie, I've listened to this about 20 times now. "We will tar and feather you with your money" fuckin gave me goose pimples...
#DeadPioneers #punk #FirstNationsPunkRock
#DeadPioneers #punk #FirstNationsPunkRock
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"DON'T OBEY" - No Kings Orlando Rises Up Against Fascism
YouTube video by Existential Nomad
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Do they not know #antifa is just short for #Antifascist?
I mean...
They are,
#pro-fa
open.substack.com/pub/existent...
I mean...
They are,
#pro-fa
open.substack.com/pub/existent...
October 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Do they not know #antifa is just short for #Antifascist?
I mean...
They are,
#pro-fa
open.substack.com/pub/existent...
I mean...
They are,
#pro-fa
open.substack.com/pub/existent...
Loaf of bread.
Quart of Milk
And a stick of butter...
How is it I remember that fuckin shopping list from 40 fuckin years ago?
#SesameStreet
Quart of Milk
And a stick of butter...
How is it I remember that fuckin shopping list from 40 fuckin years ago?
#SesameStreet
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Loaf of bread.
Quart of Milk
And a stick of butter...
How is it I remember that fuckin shopping list from 40 fuckin years ago?
#SesameStreet
Quart of Milk
And a stick of butter...
How is it I remember that fuckin shopping list from 40 fuckin years ago?
#SesameStreet
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM