The bonus for murdering US citizens is a $1m GFM.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The bonus for murdering US citizens is a $1m GFM.
Impersonating the police used to be a crime.
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Impersonating the police used to be a crime.
Hey ICE, when you invade my neighborhood and I happen to be in my car on a public street, make mine a kill shot too. I don't have health insurance.
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Hey ICE, when you invade my neighborhood and I happen to be in my car on a public street, make mine a kill shot too. I don't have health insurance.
Shaking things up, the weather report went from partly cloudy to partly sunny.
January 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Shaking things up, the weather report went from partly cloudy to partly sunny.
No pushing snow here. I'm still spraying weeds.
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
No pushing snow here. I'm still spraying weeds.
I wouldn't feel so bad if it were a couple of noems goons.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I wouldn't feel so bad if it were a couple of noems goons.
When do the executions and mass graves begin?
July 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When do the executions and mass graves begin?
Great! 108°F on a bright sunny day and the power goes out.
June 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Great! 108°F on a bright sunny day and the power goes out.
It's apparent trump and his *friend* Xi are sleeping in separate rooms.
April 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's apparent trump and his *friend* Xi are sleeping in separate rooms.
Hold off on the military parade until he dies so the whole country can celebrate.
April 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hold off on the military parade until he dies so the whole country can celebrate.
Some middle class will be moving to the poor side of town.
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Some middle class will be moving to the poor side of town.
It sucks to be George Santos but 87 months is lenient.
April 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It sucks to be George Santos but 87 months is lenient.
Above Flagstaff AZ, where the Pink Jeeps don't go.
April 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Above Flagstaff AZ, where the Pink Jeeps don't go.
This is Plymouth making a pitstop. He's fast. I think he's Hemi powered.
March 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is Plymouth making a pitstop. He's fast. I think he's Hemi powered.
Must be awkward when they show up at the office.
March 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Must be awkward when they show up at the office.
He could have at least appointed a functioning alcoholic.
March 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He could have at least appointed a functioning alcoholic.
Hegseth to be demoted to E-3.
March 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hegseth to be demoted to E-3.
Sending the vice president's wife to Greenland like she owns the place is disgusting.
March 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Sending the vice president's wife to Greenland like she owns the place is disgusting.
ROI must be massive for breaking bread for $5m
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ROI must be massive for breaking bread for $5m
How's the "dealmakin" going America?
March 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
How's the "dealmakin" going America?
You now work for the government, and you are all Walmart employees.
March 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You now work for the government, and you are all Walmart employees.
The IRS wants a selfie and photo of an ID to file taxes. That sounds a little invasive.
March 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The IRS wants a selfie and photo of an ID to file taxes. That sounds a little invasive.
So now he wants to rape the forests.
March 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
So now he wants to rape the forests.
Baby Huey begging for a fist. Zelensky holding back.
February 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Baby Huey begging for a fist. Zelensky holding back.
Quit buying eggs. Either they go out of date and get tossed or they lower the price.
February 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Quit buying eggs. Either they go out of date and get tossed or they lower the price.