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Do not follow me if you are not willing to listen to my freak thoughts and read my schizoposts. I’m so serious
My favorite eater got a boo thang. 😤😤 tf am I gonna do now
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM
My favorite eater got a boo thang. 😤😤 tf am I gonna do now
The world is burning and I still miss my wife
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
The world is burning and I still miss my wife
How do I get my ex back
November 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How do I get my ex back
At some point you’re in college telling your X you don’t want to do anal and then somehow you’re 25 asking your current lover to choke hold you while you’re twisted into a fucking pretzel.
August 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
At some point you’re in college telling your X you don’t want to do anal and then somehow you’re 25 asking your current lover to choke hold you while you’re twisted into a fucking pretzel.
Going home on my lunch break to fuck my ex girlfriend until she couldn’t walk was peak not even gonna lie. If you’re reading this I miss you bitch.
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Going home on my lunch break to fuck my ex girlfriend until she couldn’t walk was peak not even gonna lie. If you’re reading this I miss you bitch.
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August 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I s2g WFH tech/coding jobs are not real, y’all just larping fr. A meeting a day or a week and then you’re just doing ur thang for the rest of it?? (This is 100 percent coming from a place of jealousy)
August 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I s2g WFH tech/coding jobs are not real, y’all just larping fr. A meeting a day or a week and then you’re just doing ur thang for the rest of it?? (This is 100 percent coming from a place of jealousy)
Lez tgirls are probably my favorite of gods creations no cap
August 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Lez tgirls are probably my favorite of gods creations no cap
Waking up covered in glitter and breast milk is a great way to start the weekend
August 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Waking up covered in glitter and breast milk is a great way to start the weekend
Remarketing my wlw break up as doomed yuri because wtf I’m still thinking about that BITCH
July 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Remarketing my wlw break up as doomed yuri because wtf I’m still thinking about that BITCH
Important media I think should be required for everyone to experience:
Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
I have no mouth but I must scream by Harlan Ellison
Egg by Andy Weir
House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski (probably it’s really long and I haven’t finished it yet)
Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
I have no mouth but I must scream by Harlan Ellison
Egg by Andy Weir
House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski (probably it’s really long and I haven’t finished it yet)
July 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Important media I think should be required for everyone to experience:
Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
I have no mouth but I must scream by Harlan Ellison
Egg by Andy Weir
House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski (probably it’s really long and I haven’t finished it yet)
Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
I have no mouth but I must scream by Harlan Ellison
Egg by Andy Weir
House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski (probably it’s really long and I haven’t finished it yet)
anyways back to hating myself
July 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
anyways back to hating myself
July 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
July 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My friends all agreed I can’t keep dating rats but they’re MY TYPE
July 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My friends all agreed I can’t keep dating rats but they’re MY TYPE
Like why can’t any of these mf communicate, make plans, engage in conversation? It’s like do you actually want to be out here dating or do you just want an ego bj
July 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Like why can’t any of these mf communicate, make plans, engage in conversation? It’s like do you actually want to be out here dating or do you just want an ego bj
Dating in my mid 20s makes me want to deepthroat a gun
July 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Dating in my mid 20s makes me want to deepthroat a gun
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i want a girlfriend so bad
July 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i want a girlfriend so bad
In the middle of June I decided to get sober. Not cold turkey but this shits EFFECTING ME. I’m having dreams about my ex; still fighting with her even after we’ve broken up is crazy work. I’m not high all the time, those sugar daddies I want nothing to do w/ em and THE HUZZ GOT MY FAVORITE RINGS 🤦
July 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In the middle of June I decided to get sober. Not cold turkey but this shits EFFECTING ME. I’m having dreams about my ex; still fighting with her even after we’ve broken up is crazy work. I’m not high all the time, those sugar daddies I want nothing to do w/ em and THE HUZZ GOT MY FAVORITE RINGS 🤦
I MISS HER, the way she smells the way she breaths I want her in my arms while we sleep oh good god
July 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I MISS HER, the way she smells the way she breaths I want her in my arms while we sleep oh good god
Anyways I met an eater last night
June 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Anyways I met an eater last night
I think they should come back with another szn of Farscape
June 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I think they should come back with another szn of Farscape
I really like FarScape
June 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I really like FarScape
I want her back
June 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I want her back
Losing the love of your life is NAUSEATING. Because you’re just not meant to be, DEVASTATING.
June 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Losing the love of your life is NAUSEATING. Because you’re just not meant to be, DEVASTATING.