Have you... Been reading Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson?

I've had this before, but they used raspberry liqueur instead. Chocolate raspberry is a delightful combination.

My father wasn't illiterate oil worker from rural Michigan, he loved English muffins. People have the weirdest hangups about food.

You know I'm just going to come out and say it, the amount of penis in this comic was perfect. Four panels, two penis, two no penis, perfectly balanced.