The constant semi-canon joke in our game is "pikes hot mom did 9/11"

Some info about her; she's the mom of my dnd pc and she's been kind of stuck in messy hot girl summer mode for the last 50 years bcuz elf. She's also constantly involved in "activist" organizations because she's easily convinced to care about causes

oh God people are going to realize I was born in a cave and I've never seen a man in my life 😭