the surgery is good for you

wiggling you wiggling you

oh this is what happens when @malloryzone.eu gets high. she becomes the most expensive doll made of only the best materials.

And all she can say when you pull her cord is "tee hee"

Woe, metroid biting down on your brain be upon ye.

I'll be honest I'm not the best at metroid lore but the cute little green things are definitely back. Somehow.

Good News: Mind Controlling Metroids are Real. We also put Samus in a black biker suit. The era of Samus drones has arrived.

The literal opening cinematic states they are fusing and controlling their hosts. First boss shows it biting down and taking control of an enemy. We are, of course, reacting normally.

Not even a hypnosis thing. I want one so bad. It would fix me I'm sure.