Yeah yeah and Dear Leader shot a perfect 18 hole-in-one this morning before not taking a dump, because Dear Leader's immaculate backside has no need for a butthole for he is the divine manifestation of the great Juche Idea.
Sorry, wait, that's Kim Jong Un. I get them mixed up a lot these days.
Sorry, wait, that's Kim Jong Un. I get them mixed up a lot these days.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yeah yeah and Dear Leader shot a perfect 18 hole-in-one this morning before not taking a dump, because Dear Leader's immaculate backside has no need for a butthole for he is the divine manifestation of the great Juche Idea.
Sorry, wait, that's Kim Jong Un. I get them mixed up a lot these days.
Sorry, wait, that's Kim Jong Un. I get them mixed up a lot these days.
Ha, exactly how a bunch of guilty people would act!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ha, exactly how a bunch of guilty people would act!
How will Dear Leader ever recover from this rebuke.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
How will Dear Leader ever recover from this rebuke.
I'm cultured enough to get this joke.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm cultured enough to get this joke.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Spoiler: Tariffs are a tax on Americans.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Spoiler: Tariffs are a tax on Americans.
Oh okay, cool.
I'm glad we came to a consensus on that controversial topic.
Dude, what the fuck.
I'm glad we came to a consensus on that controversial topic.
Dude, what the fuck.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oh okay, cool.
I'm glad we came to a consensus on that controversial topic.
Dude, what the fuck.
I'm glad we came to a consensus on that controversial topic.
Dude, what the fuck.
Dude, I kinda just want to wake up in the year 1995 and all this bullshit be a manifestation of my darker psyche.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Dude, I kinda just want to wake up in the year 1995 and all this bullshit be a manifestation of my darker psyche.
I'm convinced people like MTG have trouble with their self-image. It's hard to truly know yourself when you can't even see yourself in a fucking mirror. Shit, sorry, that's vampires, but I digress
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm convinced people like MTG have trouble with their self-image. It's hard to truly know yourself when you can't even see yourself in a fucking mirror. Shit, sorry, that's vampires, but I digress
Weird, it's almost like she was in it to enrich herself with insider trading deals and other shady, if not outright illegal bullshit.
Fuckin weird, man.
Fuckin weird, man.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Weird, it's almost like she was in it to enrich herself with insider trading deals and other shady, if not outright illegal bullshit.
Fuckin weird, man.
Fuckin weird, man.
This man's perpetual shit-eating grin makes me instantly hate him all over again every time I see his goofy ass mug.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This man's perpetual shit-eating grin makes me instantly hate him all over again every time I see his goofy ass mug.
Oh okay the pod person smiling guy says everything is fine thank goodness.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh okay the pod person smiling guy says everything is fine thank goodness.
Looks awful, I'll take it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Looks awful, I'll take it.
"Oh no, please don't pick me up and throw me into that briar patch, Miss Halligan."
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"Oh no, please don't pick me up and throw me into that briar patch, Miss Halligan."
I want to believe it's a blessing he's such a transparently pathological grifter.
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I want to believe it's a blessing he's such a transparently pathological grifter.
Meanwhile, fucking Forbes over here like "Don't spend that dividend check quite yet!"
Okay, guys, I'll try my hardest.
Okay, guys, I'll try my hardest.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Meanwhile, fucking Forbes over here like "Don't spend that dividend check quite yet!"
Okay, guys, I'll try my hardest.
Okay, guys, I'll try my hardest.
"generational consequences"
Like, eventual imprisonment?
Like, eventual imprisonment?
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"generational consequences"
Like, eventual imprisonment?
Like, eventual imprisonment?
I don't think Comey could've picked a better prosecutor to help his case even if he could.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I don't think Comey could've picked a better prosecutor to help his case even if he could.
CPS should check in on her 14 year old daughter.
Yikes.
Yikes.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
CPS should check in on her 14 year old daughter.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Becoming an adult and realizing a non-trivial number of my peers have practically zero critical thinking skills, media literacy, and they couldn't give less of a shit was fun and scary. It still is, really.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Becoming an adult and realizing a non-trivial number of my peers have practically zero critical thinking skills, media literacy, and they couldn't give less of a shit was fun and scary. It still is, really.
Wait what, why would churches resist a president who is such a shining example of Christianity?
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wait what, why would churches resist a president who is such a shining example of Christianity?
Aw, they're gonna spoon.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Aw, they're gonna spoon.