I don't want to brag, but I got allergy tested today, and I'm allergic to every type of tree except for 2 😏

Two things that have been shouted my way while walking the dog that I'm choosing to believe were directed towards Emmylou:
--"heyyy, baby! *smooching sounds*"
--"Handsome!"

Fashion tip: wear your migraine cap backwards and halfway down if you need to keep exposing yourself to the stimuli that gave you the migraine in the first place!!!!!!!

I still don't have any followers, which is the perfect time to announce that I watched all 19 seasons of Sister Wives in the past few months.

Real question and VERY important first Bluesky post... what came first -- Floop's Fooglies or the term "fugly"?