My food pyramid is a plain cheeseburger
February 15, 2024 at 1:13 AM
My food pyramid is a plain cheeseburger
When I die I would like a food service worker to mummify me in cling wrap.
February 13, 2024 at 1:31 AM
When I die I would like a food service worker to mummify me in cling wrap.
I’m bringing the word huck back.
February 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I’m bringing the word huck back.
What do I do with my last invite code?
February 10, 2024 at 10:43 PM
What do I do with my last invite code?
Door dashing a tv antenna
February 8, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Door dashing a tv antenna
Sitting at the breakfast bar is top tier American culture.
February 8, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Sitting at the breakfast bar is top tier American culture.
I’m not watching another episode of American dad
February 7, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I’m not watching another episode of American dad
Adult Swim has commercials for so many shows, but only airs American dad.
February 7, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Adult Swim has commercials for so many shows, but only airs American dad.
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Mississippi’s state auditor is demanding Brett Favre repay nearly $730,000 that was supposed to help some of the poorest people in the state
Brett Favre Ordered To Finish Repaying Misspient Welftare Funds To Mississippi
Auditor Shad White is demanding the former NFL QB repay nearly $730,000 that was supposed to help some of the poorest people in the state.
t.co
February 6, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Mississippi’s state auditor is demanding Brett Favre repay nearly $730,000 that was supposed to help some of the poorest people in the state
How many furry posts do I have to hide before they take them off my discover page?
February 5, 2024 at 8:37 PM
How many furry posts do I have to hide before they take them off my discover page?
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Sorry I can’t work today, I’m obsessed with a Facebook page for an Indian restaurant in Australia and their increasingly unhinged memes.
February 2, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Sorry I can’t work today, I’m obsessed with a Facebook page for an Indian restaurant in Australia and their increasingly unhinged memes.
Mixing the charge lemonades at Panera, call that a murder suicide.
February 1, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Mixing the charge lemonades at Panera, call that a murder suicide.
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something gives me the sneaking suspicion there's been some controversy over spelling at the Wikipedia article on Beetlejuice
![Source of the Wikipedia page on Beetlejuice:
But <!-- LONGSTANDING CONSENSUS IS TO USE BEETLEJUICE, NOT Betelguese. A NEW CONSENSUS IS NEEDED TO CHANGE IT. SEE TALK PAGE AND ARCHIVES. -->Beetlejuice<!-- LONGSTANDING CONSENSUS IS TO USE BEETLEJUICE, NOT Betelguese. A NEW CONSENSUS IS NEEDED TO CHANGE IT. SEE TALK PAGE AND ARCHIVES. --> quickly offends the Maitlands with his crude and morbid demeanor: they reconsider hiring him, though too late to stop him from wreaking havoc on the Deetzes. The small town's charm and the supernatural events inspire Charles to pitch his boss, Maxie Dean, on transforming the town into a tourist hot spot, but Maxie wants proof of the ghosts. Using the ''Handbook for the Recently Deceased'', Otho conducts what he thinks is a [[séance]] and [[Law of contagion|summons Adam and Barbara, using their wedding clothes]], but they begin to age and decay, as Otho unwittingly performed an [[exorcism]] instead.
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January 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
something gives me the sneaking suspicion there's been some controversy over spelling at the Wikipedia article on Beetlejuice
Who’s giving Kevin Sorbo an invite code?
January 28, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Who’s giving Kevin Sorbo an invite code?
Changing 🥴 from drunk to groggy was a bad choice.
January 26, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Changing 🥴 from drunk to groggy was a bad choice.
Has anyone considered that barbie just wasn’t that great of a movie? There was a Chevy commercial in the movie. They made a car commercial part of the story.
January 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Has anyone considered that barbie just wasn’t that great of a movie? There was a Chevy commercial in the movie. They made a car commercial part of the story.
Whoever owns a dog named Bingo is a complete chode
January 21, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Whoever owns a dog named Bingo is a complete chode
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*shooting a CEO with a harpoon gun* it’s sad but necessary. If we don’t keep their population in check they’ll destroy the environment
January 19, 2024 at 7:36 PM
*shooting a CEO with a harpoon gun* it’s sad but necessary. If we don’t keep their population in check they’ll destroy the environment
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Cracker Barrel Releases Battle Pass for Peg Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
Cracker Barrel Releases Battle Pass for Peg Game
LEBANON, Tenn. — Cracker Barrel Old Country Store has announced a battle pass for their Peg Game that players can purchase for in-store rewards, according…
hard-drive.net
January 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Cracker Barrel Releases Battle Pass for Peg Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
The real West Coast is strip malls and warehouse hotdogs.
January 15, 2024 at 9:00 PM
The real West Coast is strip malls and warehouse hotdogs.
Rubbing Zima on my child’s gums before bed
January 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Rubbing Zima on my child’s gums before bed
Metallica needs to work with Rick Rubin again.
January 12, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Metallica needs to work with Rick Rubin again.
Oppenheimer = Boring
January 12, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Oppenheimer = Boring