Claire, Doll Safety Inspector
@extremely.gay
possibly the dumbest girl in the world
33. they/she/it | tech, bay area
moots? ask my about my scandalously prudish alt account
33. they/she/it | tech, bay area
moots? ask my about my scandalously prudish alt account
My condolences to English cricket fans.
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My condolences to English cricket fans.
she's in a sort of 24/7 DSM-V relationship
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
she's in a sort of 24/7 DSM-V relationship
I succeeded No Pants November!
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I succeeded No Pants November!
inventing a new legal jurisdiction where the age of consent is one year older than me and raising it every year
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
inventing a new legal jurisdiction where the age of consent is one year older than me and raising it every year
Important research for the Journal of Obvious Transgender Facts: if you shave your leg immediately before shot time, you can figure out exactly how many microscopic abrasions the razor left using an alcohol wipe
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Important research for the Journal of Obvious Transgender Facts: if you shave your leg immediately before shot time, you can figure out exactly how many microscopic abrasions the razor left using an alcohol wipe
Scammed!
I was all set to watch 5 days of cricket and they went and won the game in 2!
I was all set to watch 5 days of cricket and they went and won the game in 2!
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Scammed!
I was all set to watch 5 days of cricket and they went and won the game in 2!
I was all set to watch 5 days of cricket and they went and won the game in 2!
I love that test cricket includes a 20 minute break for afternoon tea
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I love that test cricket includes a 20 minute break for afternoon tea
Friday night I did something that’s pretty rare for me: got out the dildo and maybe fucked out some brainworms
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Friday night I did something that’s pretty rare for me: got out the dildo and maybe fucked out some brainworms
I bit my lip and now the inside of my mouth Feels Wrong :(
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I bit my lip and now the inside of my mouth Feels Wrong :(
ugh I went from 0 to 2x prog and now I'm stupid horny but I can't really do anything until the fire safety inspection later today
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ugh I went from 0 to 2x prog and now I'm stupid horny but I can't really do anything until the fire safety inspection later today
It’s 8:30 am.
They’re blasting smooth jazz over the fire alarm system for testing.
They’re blasting smooth jazz over the fire alarm system for testing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It’s 8:30 am.
They’re blasting smooth jazz over the fire alarm system for testing.
They’re blasting smooth jazz over the fire alarm system for testing.
face + scent but not actually face because I can’t find a recent selfie I actually like so you’re getting masked at the opera
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
face + scent but not actually face because I can’t find a recent selfie I actually like so you’re getting masked at the opera
Did you know? The elevator button does nothing when you press the floor you’re already on
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Did you know? The elevator button does nothing when you press the floor you’re already on
We weren't especially close, but I can draw a fairly short line from following Nori on twitter (for her technical posts) to realizing I'm trans.
I've cried more in the past month than the rest of the year.
I've cried more in the past month than the rest of the year.
Poet, musician, and software engineer nori li, here as @nori.gay, has died. She was phenomenally talented and dearly loved
💜 🏳️⚧️ 💜
💜 🏳️⚧️ 💜
honoring the life of nori li
A celebration of nori li, an American poet, musician and software engineer, who was passionate about the arts and trans liberation.
honoringnori.gay
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We weren't especially close, but I can draw a fairly short line from following Nori on twitter (for her technical posts) to realizing I'm trans.
I've cried more in the past month than the rest of the year.
I've cried more in the past month than the rest of the year.
I have eaten
the hours
that were in
the daylight
and which
you were probably
saving
for evening
Forgive me
they were delicious
so bright
and so warm
the hours
that were in
the daylight
and which
you were probably
saving
for evening
Forgive me
they were delicious
so bright
and so warm
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I have eaten
the hours
that were in
the daylight
and which
you were probably
saving
for evening
Forgive me
they were delicious
so bright
and so warm
the hours
that were in
the daylight
and which
you were probably
saving
for evening
Forgive me
they were delicious
so bright
and so warm
Now there’s nothing stopping me from posting through it about Cricket
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Now there’s nothing stopping me from posting through it about Cricket
I walked away from a baseball watch party in the 4th and came back in the 14th and it’s still going
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I walked away from a baseball watch party in the 4th and came back in the 14th and it’s still going
Considering aiming for a no pants November
October 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Considering aiming for a no pants November
tried to go get coffee with friends, ended up getting irish coffee
this conflicts with my plan to shave my legs right now
this conflicts with my plan to shave my legs right now
October 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
tried to go get coffee with friends, ended up getting irish coffee
this conflicts with my plan to shave my legs right now
this conflicts with my plan to shave my legs right now
Publishing my new paper “On the Unreasonable Effectiveness of Doing Any Amount of Personal Care in fighting Dysphoria” coming soon to the Journal of Obvious Transgender Facts
October 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Publishing my new paper “On the Unreasonable Effectiveness of Doing Any Amount of Personal Care in fighting Dysphoria” coming soon to the Journal of Obvious Transgender Facts
god damn i need to get fucked
October 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
god damn i need to get fucked
Fucked up that we never talk about how much public infrastructure is actually just girls with BPD
October 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Fucked up that we never talk about how much public infrastructure is actually just girls with BPD
guess it's time to tap the sign again
Really seems like we should consider adding “composable moderation” to the pile of inventions that sound cool but only work in a world almost but not entirely unlike the one in which we live.
October 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
guess it's time to tap the sign again
Acting like a real woman (problematic) (washing down my evening pills with a cocktail)
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Acting like a real woman (problematic) (washing down my evening pills with a cocktail)
that sure was an earthquake
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
that sure was an earthquake