Jay Eychaner
eychaner.bsky.social
Jay Eychaner
@eychaner.bsky.social
A set of bitter axioms proven
Gunshop reunion when
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Where's the karaoke machine when I am in such dire need?
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I've spent the last two weeks thinking I need a real dirty garbage punk version of this song. A dumb, talentless, Sid Vicious version of this damn song.

Or at least that's what the ohrwurm version in my head keeps devolving to.
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is that Epic Spices?
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Joan la Barbara!
September 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That isn't ten years gone. That's ten years earned. The job might be gone, but you've come out the other end with a ton of experience -- in the industry and in life. Don't discount all of that!
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Mental health advisor Steven Lenhart.
September 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We really should, as a society, be celebrating the first Chicago Underground Duo record in 11 years.
August 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
But but but... curry is a mole? Mole is a curry?
August 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hey, I tried to be a customer once. But the mattresses all sucked.
August 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
!!!
August 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I think it means I had too many enchiladas.
August 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
And I've actually seen multiple people leave brewing to work in hospitals!
July 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM