I was initially dismayed how fast #Twitter hurled itself into its death spiral - but now am dismayed that it’s not dying fast enough.

Well, we gave it a try.

Hildegard was a badass.

Video. We need it.

We praise you for the parking goddess you are. Mazel. Good things.

“We’ll take off in just a sec, Evgeniy, we just have to load one more, ummm, catering box on board.”

The meaning of “centrist” is now a Jim Crow Republican who didn’t participate in the January 6th attack because it was a workday.

Yes, we cis-hets do love our weddings. Were there decorative mason jars? Signs with the couple’s name in dreamy script? A miniature succulent plant as a take-home favour?

Based on recent news events, The US Constitution comes to mind.

Hahahaha

With a houseful of party guests, face-planting lifeless into an oversized bowl of homemade limoncello raspberry trifle. (True, would put a bit of a damper on the event, but an excellent excuse to get out of cleaning the kitchen.)

That’s some intense viewing schedule, buddy. Godspeed.

Never mind running a restaurant, not even sure I still want to cook for my Italian extended family anymore. Emotional themes in that episode were WAYYY too close to home.

Thanks.

Are they?