The repub creed:

I ALREADY HAVE Healthcare, so voting against Healthcare for others is self-defense for me

I ALREADY HAVE a House, so denying housing for others is self-defense for me

I ALREADY AM Educated, so denying education for others is self-defense for me

I ALREADY CLIMBED the ladder...

The HEAD OF DOJ has the mental capacity of a child. And repubs all have to pretend she's legit 🤣 you cannot write better comedy

Eliminate the statue of limitations for crimes related to sex trafficking. People abused while young are far less likely to come forward, thus rendering invalid many prosecutions that otherwise could and OUGHT go forward

People who think TV is real life are the same bright people who think that the clown from the apprentice can be a president

Democrats:
Eggs stay expensive

Republicans:
Eggs stay expensive and we torture brown people to death.

Repub voter: *votes repub*

"I'm just really concerned about the state of the economy"

We live in a unique period of history. Right now, in its march towards greater intelligence, AI is smarter than republicans are, but it hasn't yet developed any actual critical thinking ability. So there are now real people who have real power but are functionally chatbots. You know, NPCs

The essence of being a republican is JD Vance apologizing for saying 'damn' during a sentence wherein he is lying to defend a wealthy pedophile

Minnesota > Minneapolis > a dog turd > ICE

Basic logic here:

IF the gang of murderous thugs today was a bunch of highly trained, competent professionals, like they say.

THEN this was an intentional, pre-meditated execution. Simple as that. Prison for all them

New rule:
In cases where 'police' are masked and go around doing crimes anonymously, when the prosecutions are eventually brought, all charges are applied to the next officer up whose identity is known. Like RICO. Even if that goes all the way up to Noem and she is convicted x10000

''this is just an administrative affair"

he said, as he kicked down the door, backed by 16 masked thugs, all packing AR-15s

We WILL NOT ASK FOR ELECTIONS.

THERE WILL BE ELECTIONS.

THERE WILL BE ELECTIONS.

THERE WILL BE ELECTIONS.

JANUARY 2027 IS THE COMMENCEMENT OF IMPEACHMENT SEASON.

WE DEMAND A MIDTERM ELECTION IN 2026

START SCREAMING IT NOW. THERE WILL BE ELECTIONS

In order to cling to their illegitimate power, the evil admin MUST ensure that they don't lose congress this fall, which means they WILL ACT this year. IN ORDER FOR US TO WIN MIDTERMS, THERE MUST BE MIDTERMS.

Repub foreign policy:
It's in our national interest that we take your shit. Therefore it is an emergency to us that we do not possess your shit, and because it's an emergency, laws do not apply to us and we are morally entitled to take your shit. We are the good guys.