EEL Sauce
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CO. Pop culture, cats, and I guess politics if we must. Love travel and running 🏳️🌈🏔️🤓 🗺️ 🏃♂️
Getting ready to make the Yuletide super gay at the Jinkx and DeLa Holiday Show tonight
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Getting ready to make the Yuletide super gay at the Jinkx and DeLa Holiday Show tonight
Attempted to save time by drizzling the powdered sugar icing before adding the last layer of sprinkles and had a real jizztuation on our hands for a second 😳
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Attempted to save time by drizzling the powdered sugar icing before adding the last layer of sprinkles and had a real jizztuation on our hands for a second 😳
KIP THE SMOOTHIE MAN I WOULD DIE FOR YOU
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
KIP THE SMOOTHIE MAN I WOULD DIE FOR YOU
Sexually charged stationary cycling… interesting
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Sexually charged stationary cycling… interesting
This morning’s sunrise was so beautiful in every direction
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This morning’s sunrise was so beautiful in every direction
I live over 7000 feet above sea level and it’s raining in December! We have cooked our planet so much 🙃
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I live over 7000 feet above sea level and it’s raining in December! We have cooked our planet so much 🙃
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Yet again, a district court showed its work
Yet again, the Supreme Court showed its ass
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/texas...
Yet again, the Supreme Court showed its ass
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/texas...
The Supreme Court Wants Republicans to Keep the House In 2026
A federal district court found that Texas Republicans’ redistricting proposal is an illegal racial gerrymander. The conservative justices couldn't care less.
ballsandstrikes.org
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yet again, a district court showed its work
Yet again, the Supreme Court showed its ass
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/texas...
Yet again, the Supreme Court showed its ass
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/texas...
It’s so pretty… but I’m not mentally prepared to go outside
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s so pretty… but I’m not mentally prepared to go outside
When almost every institution in town is closed for snow but you have to go in
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When almost every institution in town is closed for snow but you have to go in
Kate McCallister had time to put on those earrings… 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Kate McCallister had time to put on those earrings… 🤔
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Just got home to discover that my husband had surprised me with the purchase of this modern holiday masterpiece
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just got home to discover that my husband had surprised me with the purchase of this modern holiday masterpiece
They’re playing Christmas music at the gay bar and immediately skipped Michael Buble’s Santa Buddy iktr
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They’re playing Christmas music at the gay bar and immediately skipped Michael Buble’s Santa Buddy iktr
Meredith the spoiled, crazy, racist, bigot bitch from Bedford
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Meredith the spoiled, crazy, racist, bigot bitch from Bedford
World sucks outside, but it’s festive inside now and that feels nice
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
World sucks outside, but it’s festive inside now and that feels nice
The veggies always look so pretty before they bake 😊
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The veggies always look so pretty before they bake 😊
Tonight on America’s Most Disgusting Unsolved Crimes…
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Tonight on America’s Most Disgusting Unsolved Crimes…
Being very productive on my pre-holiday half day (hanging little wreaths on my desk)
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Being very productive on my pre-holiday half day (hanging little wreaths on my desk)
Watching the Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers and I have a feeling Gene’s line that “A mayor’s taint is sacred” could have a resurgence in the Mamdani era
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Watching the Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers and I have a feeling Gene’s line that “A mayor’s taint is sacred” could have a resurgence in the Mamdani era
Still have a day and a half of work left, but I’m already daydreaming about gravy…
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Still have a day and a half of work left, but I’m already daydreaming about gravy…
You look like an elegant sausage
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You look like an elegant sausage
Nothing makes me feel as masc as doing random house things that my husband doesn’t understand, like relighting the pilot light on the hot water heater 💅
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Nothing makes me feel as masc as doing random house things that my husband doesn’t understand, like relighting the pilot light on the hot water heater 💅
The Girl in the Bubble unfortunately slams the brakes on the momentum of the movie, but as a standalone song… definitely growing on me. I’m a sucker for Ariana showing off.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Girl in the Bubble unfortunately slams the brakes on the momentum of the movie, but as a standalone song… definitely growing on me. I’m a sucker for Ariana showing off.