Worked on a guy's (who I'll call John) PC when a different name popped up on login.
Him, *spooked*: I hope you don't mind my name's not actually John.
Me: I hope you don't mind that my name's not actually Ezzie.
#trans
Him, *spooked*: I hope you don't mind my name's not actually John.
Me: I hope you don't mind that my name's not actually Ezzie.
#trans
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Worked on a guy's (who I'll call John) PC when a different name popped up on login.
Him, *spooked*: I hope you don't mind my name's not actually John.
Me: I hope you don't mind that my name's not actually Ezzie.
#trans
Him, *spooked*: I hope you don't mind my name's not actually John.
Me: I hope you don't mind that my name's not actually Ezzie.
#trans
Stray cats are great. They're all like I'm thriving outside and inside cats are all like weow
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Stray cats are great. They're all like I'm thriving outside and inside cats are all like weow
At Costco and there was this cis guy with a scraggly beard wearing a beanie, tank top, and baggy jeans. He probably doesn't even realize that he's the platonic ideal of trans men everywhere
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
At Costco and there was this cis guy with a scraggly beard wearing a beanie, tank top, and baggy jeans. He probably doesn't even realize that he's the platonic ideal of trans men everywhere
I'm sorry. I'm the person who's randomly talking to you in line at the bank.
September 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm sorry. I'm the person who's randomly talking to you in line at the bank.
I just saw a guy getting a birthday cake at Walmart and when they asked him what name to put on it, he said "Me!😁" 🥺🥺🥺🥺
August 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I just saw a guy getting a birthday cake at Walmart and when they asked him what name to put on it, he said "Me!😁" 🥺🥺🥺🥺
I remember when politics were boring. Like, so boring that kids shows would make jokes of people falling asleep to debates.
April 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I remember when politics were boring. Like, so boring that kids shows would make jokes of people falling asleep to debates.
I just realized that my entire bsky profile is a bunch of penis jokes.
March 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I just realized that my entire bsky profile is a bunch of penis jokes.
I'm just making this post to convince a discord moderator that it's really me.
March 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I'm just making this post to convince a discord moderator that it's really me.
Cheer up Travis, you still get to sleep with Taylor Swift
a couple of teddy bears sitting next to each other and one of them is crying .
ALT: a couple of teddy bears sitting next to each other and one of them is crying .
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February 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Cheer up Travis, you still get to sleep with Taylor Swift
This is God's way of making it up to us for years of Chiefs wins. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is God's way of making it up to us for years of Chiefs wins. #superbowl
The beauty of having no followers online means that there are no expectations to be funny. I just suck for the love of the game.
January 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The beauty of having no followers online means that there are no expectations to be funny. I just suck for the love of the game.
I know this isn't common but my bosses is awesome. One has consistently supported me even when I've been going through it with the whole therapist thing. The other specifically pulled me aside to say they had my back when Title IX got changed. 🥺
January 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I know this isn't common but my bosses is awesome. One has consistently supported me even when I've been going through it with the whole therapist thing. The other specifically pulled me aside to say they had my back when Title IX got changed. 🥺
Not me googling "when to take a mental health day from work"
January 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Not me googling "when to take a mental health day from work"
I've been going through all the executive orders that just got signed.
I could use my therapist now more than ever.
I could use my therapist now more than ever.
January 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I've been going through all the executive orders that just got signed.
I could use my therapist now more than ever.
I could use my therapist now more than ever.
I once student taught in a classroom where the students were supposed to use an accurate stock market simulation to invest fictional money.
About 5 kids made millions by betting on Roblox
3 kids lost everything on meme stocks
And 1 kid developed a legit gambling addiction day trading during class
About 5 kids made millions by betting on Roblox
3 kids lost everything on meme stocks
And 1 kid developed a legit gambling addiction day trading during class
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I once student taught in a classroom where the students were supposed to use an accurate stock market simulation to invest fictional money.
About 5 kids made millions by betting on Roblox
3 kids lost everything on meme stocks
And 1 kid developed a legit gambling addiction day trading during class
About 5 kids made millions by betting on Roblox
3 kids lost everything on meme stocks
And 1 kid developed a legit gambling addiction day trading during class
I love personal finance communities on the Internet. Someone could be like "I've been convicted for wire fraud, lost $700k, and have nothing saved for retirement!" and someone will pop in like "hey buddy. It's gonna be okay. First you'll want to set up a Roth IRA"
January 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I love personal finance communities on the Internet. Someone could be like "I've been convicted for wire fraud, lost $700k, and have nothing saved for retirement!" and someone will pop in like "hey buddy. It's gonna be okay. First you'll want to set up a Roth IRA"
I can't keep living the lie any more
When people leave the room, I intentionally try and say something nice about them just loud enough that they hear but think it wasn't supposed to be heard.
When people leave the room, I intentionally try and say something nice about them just loud enough that they hear but think it wasn't supposed to be heard.
January 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I can't keep living the lie any more
When people leave the room, I intentionally try and say something nice about them just loud enough that they hear but think it wasn't supposed to be heard.
When people leave the room, I intentionally try and say something nice about them just loud enough that they hear but think it wasn't supposed to be heard.
I always end up optimizing the crap out of the games I play that I'm not allowed to play Stardew Valley with my GF because of that one time I broke the balance by spawning in infinite money.
Soren Johnson would love me.
Soren Johnson would love me.
December 26, 2024 at 9:47 AM
I always end up optimizing the crap out of the games I play that I'm not allowed to play Stardew Valley with my GF because of that one time I broke the balance by spawning in infinite money.
Soren Johnson would love me.
Soren Johnson would love me.
It's been like 10 weeks since my therapist went on strike and I've been rawdogging life. How do people do this because I'm about to start taking up like drugs or something
December 26, 2024 at 9:44 AM
It's been like 10 weeks since my therapist went on strike and I've been rawdogging life. How do people do this because I'm about to start taking up like drugs or something
Just ran a Christmas special episode in #mausritter. The players had to take a toy car to the different enemy factions and drop off presents from "Santa Paws" inside their bases without being seen.
One PC left his little cousin alone with the group pet. So, um, you ever see home alone?
One PC left his little cousin alone with the group pet. So, um, you ever see home alone?
a young boy is jumping in the air in a hallway in a house .
ALT: a young boy is jumping in the air in a hallway in a house .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Just ran a Christmas special episode in #mausritter. The players had to take a toy car to the different enemy factions and drop off presents from "Santa Paws" inside their bases without being seen.
One PC left his little cousin alone with the group pet. So, um, you ever see home alone?
One PC left his little cousin alone with the group pet. So, um, you ever see home alone?
It looks like @calmatters.org liked my quote lol
It was realy great getting to talk with you guys (even if the reason I needed to talk was pretty terrible).
calmatters.org/health/2024/...
It was realy great getting to talk with you guys (even if the reason I needed to talk was pretty terrible).
calmatters.org/health/2024/...
'I have no safety net': Mental health patients anxious as Kaiser SoCal strike hits week 10
Patients say they're just holding on — and hoping for an end to the Kaiser to strike that has hampered mental health care in Southern California.
calmatters.org
December 21, 2024 at 5:53 AM
It looks like @calmatters.org liked my quote lol
It was realy great getting to talk with you guys (even if the reason I needed to talk was pretty terrible).
calmatters.org/health/2024/...
It was realy great getting to talk with you guys (even if the reason I needed to talk was pretty terrible).
calmatters.org/health/2024/...
This is certainly *a time* to be asked to speak to the media about my health insurance company being stupid...
#nuhw #KaiserDontDeny
#nuhw #KaiserDontDeny
a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow
ALT: a video game character named luigi is standing in the snow
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December 20, 2024 at 2:07 AM
This is certainly *a time* to be asked to speak to the media about my health insurance company being stupid...
#nuhw #KaiserDontDeny
#nuhw #KaiserDontDeny
Jesus was a carpenter. Do you ever think when he was being nailed to a wooden cross he thought to himself "friggin amateurs"
December 1, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Jesus was a carpenter. Do you ever think when he was being nailed to a wooden cross he thought to himself "friggin amateurs"
Thanksgiving with your conservative family as the only queer person feels like surviving an interaction with the cops.
November 28, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Thanksgiving with your conservative family as the only queer person feels like surviving an interaction with the cops.
Most teachers haven't played modded Minecraft and it shows
November 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Most teachers haven't played modded Minecraft and it shows