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Witchy
@f0p.uk
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Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.

Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
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Now I’m pondering if it was wise to have that name as my Demon email address back in 1995. But Rincewind@ was already taken.
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
f0p.uk
I went to school with Cushman Truckster.
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
f0p.uk
“Who’s queen?”
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
f0p.uk
Or go and fetch a brick from the bottom of the sea.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
f0p.uk
What surprises me about those is that the coaches were pretty much what became the standard mk3 stock for the new IC125.
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
f0p.uk
They need to keep 2 chevrons apart in that case.
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
f0p.uk
“Get thee behind me, Stryper, I’ve played your records backwards. I’ve seen your antics in the Green Room”

Half Man Half Biscuit
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
f0p.uk
I did have a GREAT excuse for buying one (I created some space) but then filled that space with a 1970s machine I’d been after ever since I found that it existed, a Philips P2000T.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
f0p.uk
This is largely also my problem 😆
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
f0p.uk
Watched some great ones of those. Devo, Cypress Hill, Otoboke Beaver and I see there’s a David Byrne one now too so I shall be filling my eyes with that later.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
f0p.uk
I’d watch the shit out of that.
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
f0p.uk
I’ve been meaning to make a bindicator for years using a 3d printed wheely bin but never have got round to it. I’m rubbish sometimes.
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
f0p.uk
Happy birthday old horse. Reminds me I’m still giving Cal money every month to keep my b3ta icons. I suspect that ended a decade ago so maybe I should punt the cash to you instead.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
f0p.uk
Maybe it should’ve been encrypted u-bend to u-bend.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
f0p.uk
Reminds me of this Stephen Wright quote 😁
“In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, ‘cut it out.’l
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
f0p.uk
Bit awks jogging past a bus stop.
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
f0p.uk
Flat used to have night storage heaters? Or you have The Controls to every other flat in the building 😈
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
f0p.uk
At least you can write the horse’s ribbituary.
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
f0p.uk
INCLUDING!

“That song you know from the radio”
“That other song you know from the radio”
“That one from a film”
“…others”
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
f0p.uk
Makes me think of this. youtu.be/j2b-wTJ8x3E
Not the Nine O'Clock News - "Toilets" sketch in full
YouTube video by SlugBalancer
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM