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A kobold on the Internet! I draw the comic Trapfinders! I’m also Roscoe the shepherd’s dad! Official writer of Kobold Facts (Mon-Sat) The comic - Www.trapfinders.com The channel - Www.twitch.tv/FabianZibb The Discord - https://discord.gg/YBm2eahMve
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I’m just putting this here, but I have a Ko-Fi. If you want to support what I do but don’t need a commission, feel free to donate. Proceeds go to new equipment for drawing and streaming, and helping feed my puppy.

ko-fi.com/fabianzibb
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Kobold Microfact™️: this is true, however due to the constant retro WTH of lost teeth, kobolds are almost always teething (the pain means Tiamat loves you!) some solutions include providing every kobold a popsicle or ice cream. Like, anytime. Always. Just whenever.
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Kobold facts: kobolds do not like working for Beholders. While intelligent and powerful, beholders are not well known for hoarding wealth, often abuse workers, shun minions and condescend constantly.

These two truly do not see eye to eye to eye to eye to eye to eye to eye.
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“We evolved away from tails!” We went the wrong direction!
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Kobold facts: it takes 2 kobolds roughly ten minutes of pacing to wear a rut in the floor of a vet office.
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I apologize but I have to cancel the stream for tonight. Please keep me, my wife, and especially our boy Roscoe in your thoughts. And if you have pets, please hold them close and tell them everything they need to hear, even if they don’t understand.
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The lowest bars are just speedbumps. Or those “bunka-bunka-bunka” things they put down in construction zones to make you slow down.
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Kobold Facts: there are no kobolds that can shed their tails as a primal defense mechanism; this is a cruel prank at worst and a diabolical marketing strategy for regeneration potions at best.
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Still have a candle for Calico Briggs ❤️
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I was looking for adventure, and I was assured this was it - with Jenny, Deadeye, Blinky, and Willy DeWitt.
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But mutants, aliens and toads all beware you!
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You put a pair of kobolds in the rock tumbler for a week and they come out super shiny and buffed. And married.
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We used to put ‘dry clean only’ on us blue kobolds, but it wasn’t interpreted properly. We need dust baths, not chemical immersion.
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Kobold facts: when visiting dragon-royalty, kobolds obsess over their appearance—fortunately up to 12 standard sized kobolds can fit into a washing machine for maximum cleansing efficiency. (Kobolds like Big Roy just get hosed down outside.)
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Kobold facts: kobold hatchlings are extremely durable for their first few months - their scales are soft but robust, and a generous amount of baby fat keeps them safe from harm while they build muscle and skill. Dragons often overfeed kobolds to regain this soft innocent shape.
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Drawing works well, agreed - I started seeing “lol” as someone throwing their arms up in exasperation.
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That’s what I wanna find out!
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I just got a review that stung a little (but was overall complimentary and encouraging) and this post helps, thanks!
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Kobold facts: kobold adventurers are rare because of strong familial bonds that all kobolds share - that, and the surface-folk seem to be addicted to these ‘pants’ things and we want no part of that.
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“My theory is that foxes evolved from black holes!”

“Not a theory, proven fact.”

“Not that kind of…well…double win for science?”
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You wouldn’t think he was deathly ill 48 hours ago! We love you, little prince.
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Roscoe Update: Roscoe is feeling a lot better today! He’s drinking lots of water and even got up to investigate chicken being cooked! He’s had some and he’s holding it down! As such, we are exhausted and the stream for tonight is going to be postponed until tomorrow, thanks for understanding.