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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown
@fabulucy.bsky.social
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She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 7h
Xxx
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 7h
Also the goddess thing has been noted, thank you for the fine compliment I’ll take that as I bloody need it after this. 😘
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 7h
Yes. We even have a pre-event pub crawl planned so I’m going to need the Spanx with the easy access flap.
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 7h
One could argue all margaritas are necessary but these more so than some. Just took me 15 minutes to extract myself from a vintage Karen Millen so I’m having a breather.
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 7h
I’m drinking necessary margaritas while I’m doing this of course
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 7h
Black tie do down in that there fancy Mayfair tomorrow so Ive been trying on all my frocks to remind myself which ones inner lining accentuates my gunt, which one makes my armpit folds look like arse cracks, which one I can’t bend down in and which one make my boobs look square.

*adds all 4 to bag
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 8h
Lols Jim
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Not sure I can keep up with volume demands if I’m honest.
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Getting the evils
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Oooh I do love a bit of haggis
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Excellent work
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Family secret
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Ooft I dunno I don’t think you should mess with the classics
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Aye thank you *curtseys
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Not quite
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Hell yeah!
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
A woman of fine tastes and judgement
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Every single one
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Pie? Muck more like.
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door and saying thank you .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door and saying thank you .
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
Whats got two thumbs, is star baker and winner of the savoury category this year? Aye thank you.
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 1d
No just corned beef
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 2d
Pastry fingers they call me *tips cap
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 2d
Fuck sake
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Tuppence Pennywise The Clown @fabulucy.bsky.social · 2d
Who doesn’t want processed meat crusty golden slices of joy. Eh!
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