"what's a galette?"
"it's like a pie but gayer"

"he scored on his own dingleberry penalty!"

"he's so pretty but god forbid he open his mouth"

"would you date a man named Ritchie?"
"only if he was rich"
"you always that!"
"money solves a lot of problems"

"I'm gonna scream a lot and probably pass out"

"that'd be a funny thing to say before sex"

"when you don't have a man you should have a sourdough starter"