Matt Rower
@factromat.bsky.social
General geekery, with a dash of comics, beer, running, and comments on headlines. Was warmotter on the bird site
Can we sue for false advertising if the protein isn’t venison?
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Can we sue for false advertising if the protein isn’t venison?
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Guess I need to avoid the open sea
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Guess I need to avoid the open sea
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Guess I need to avoid the open sea
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Guess I need to avoid the open sea
What are the odds the department will be renamed the Environmentalist Protection Agency in the next couple years, with the revised mission of protecting industrialists from regulations affecting their bottom line
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What are the odds the department will be renamed the Environmentalist Protection Agency in the next couple years, with the revised mission of protecting industrialists from regulations affecting their bottom line
I may not have had the purest of motives for this donation
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I may not have had the purest of motives for this donation
I’m guessing “Bon Appétit, Buttery Milk Buns” wouldn’t be a good thing to say on a first date
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’m guessing “Bon Appétit, Buttery Milk Buns” wouldn’t be a good thing to say on a first date
That manor sure was an eerie manor
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
That manor sure was an eerie manor
Will that be before or after the earth’s blown up
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Will that be before or after the earth’s blown up
First, zucchini is only meant for eating
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
First, zucchini is only meant for eating
Celebrating spooky season in my own way
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Celebrating spooky season in my own way
I, personally, love to hear, “Run, Forrest, run!” and don’t automatically raise my middle finger to acknowledge my gratefulness when I do
October 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I, personally, love to hear, “Run, Forrest, run!” and don’t automatically raise my middle finger to acknowledge my gratefulness when I do
Just when you thought being out of work couldn’t be more demoralizing, now you’ll have to post a picture of you with a fish for the job hunt
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Just when you thought being out of work couldn’t be more demoralizing, now you’ll have to post a picture of you with a fish for the job hunt
Does this mean Detroit’s getting a Fifth Third Field too
October 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Does this mean Detroit’s getting a Fifth Third Field too
It because
A) Ohio’s too big too lose?
or
B) Ohio’s just not that important?
A) Ohio’s too big too lose?
or
B) Ohio’s just not that important?
October 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It because
A) Ohio’s too big too lose?
or
B) Ohio’s just not that important?
A) Ohio’s too big too lose?
or
B) Ohio’s just not that important?
It’s a bit of a day, but look what I found
October 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s a bit of a day, but look what I found
And yet they steadfastly refuse to bring back the talking tree in the dining room
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
And yet they steadfastly refuse to bring back the talking tree in the dining room
Welp, guess I’ll have no choice but to confess that I’m three raccoons in a trench coat
September 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Welp, guess I’ll have no choice but to confess that I’m three raccoons in a trench coat
Your periodic reminder that William Shatner’s version of “Common People” bangs
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Your periodic reminder that William Shatner’s version of “Common People” bangs
Mr. Nobody could’ve said it better
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Mr. Nobody could’ve said it better
Time to drink a magic potion
September 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Time to drink a magic potion
Be careful what you wish for
September 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Be careful what you wish for
This song always gets me in the feels
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This song always gets me in the feels