Evelyn
@faeeevee.bsky.social
Maybe if I add a description the people will love me. Probably not.
She/Her, allegedly 🏳️⚧️
She/Her, allegedly 🏳️⚧️
I don’t even know what is real anymore
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I don’t even know what is real anymore
![Me: [same photo from quoted skeet]
I had to post this
😨
Friend: GIRL
YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE
Me: I FUCKIN KNOW
I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4io26vbkmka5derv6aibjong/bafkreib7aldrz6y5v6y3kdhof4zqt3kov6wlhm2vddnxm3k76vv4pz5zyy@jpeg)
Barely exaggerating, btw
February 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Barely exaggerating, btw
idk what I am doing 🥹
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
idk what I am doing 🥹
Can’t get out of bed. Don’t know if it’s because of depression or the cold. Send help.
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Can’t get out of bed. Don’t know if it’s because of depression or the cold. Send help.
Getting called “sir” and “gentleman” in the coffee shop 💅✨🏳️🌈
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Getting called “sir” and “gentleman” in the coffee shop 💅✨🏳️🌈
Stinky beasts deserve all of the spoiling.
January 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Stinky beasts deserve all of the spoiling.
![Me: Maybe that's why I don't like Helluva Boss as much
I don't relate with any of them
Friend: REDACTED relates hard with gay owl
I relate to the brokenness of blitz
[image of Sallie May in a bikini]
Me: It doesn't count if they don't find the body
Friend: I tried hard to find a sallie may with bulge without searching for 'sallie mae bulge'
Me: Coward](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4io26vbkmka5derv6aibjong/bafkreiccha35tjjj7x6lixdqd3h6ygpi3g64rsyxoex5i4v2aa2cohpgx4@jpeg)
Now is the time to invest.
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Now is the time to invest.
Worlds are colliding too hard omg
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Worlds are colliding too hard omg
I went from taking no pills to like a gajillion in the span of 3 months. Is this what getting old feels like?
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I went from taking no pills to like a gajillion in the span of 3 months. Is this what getting old feels like?
Thanks for the suggestions, Google.
January 21, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Thanks for the suggestions, Google.
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January 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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For reference, this is the last value they had for me.
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
For reference, this is the last value they had for me.
If it makes it any easier, Dagoth Ur is the bad guy in any and all circumstances. He has his own Villains Wiki article, true story.
January 19, 2026 at 6:01 AM
If it makes it any easier, Dagoth Ur is the bad guy in any and all circumstances. He has his own Villains Wiki article, true story.