i used to drive over this bridge at 130km/h to make it make a scary sound in the middle of the night

customer's service dog was being so sweet and tried to lay on top of me and they said she's doing that cuz she sensed i'm anxious 😑

i can't believe someone forcefully taught me how to play magic the gathering, got mad it looked like i was gonna beat her on the first try, and then physically & sexually assaulted me very soon after like that's so funny to me genuinely. what mtg does to a motherfucker

will never be over this tbh

LOL

butches are peak male form

i found her phone number and new pictures on her work site and i really think i should be put down because i love my gf very muchly but something about this woman has had a grip on me since 2022

a man tried to kiss me at work ):

the only thing keeping me sane rn is i don't have her number on this phone idk what's wrong with me

should i buy this on thursday

i have a headphone dent on my bald head ):

fire alarm got pulled at work AGAIN and the only person who knows the code to turn it off was fired months ago womp wompp

rudy figured out how to get on the counter yesterday and he's been eatin butterrrrrr

been working retail for 7 years

i miss my suicidal bipolar lesbian sugar daddy lawyer with puppy dog eyes