@oldasfartifact.bsky.social

I saw what you did.
You deleted your response to me, but know that I take screenshots!

ENJOY THE RECEIPTS, BASTARD!

-Y

ℐ 𝒷ℯ𝓁𝒾ℯ𝓋ℯ ℐ 𝒽𝒶𝓋ℯ 𝒻ℴ𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃 𝒾𝓂𝒶ℊℯ 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓇ℯ𝓈ℯ𝓂𝒷𝓁ℯ𝓈 ℴ𝓃ℯ ℴ𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ ℳ𝓃ℯ𝓂ℴ𝓈𝓊𝓇ℊℯℴ𝓃𝓈 ℐ 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓇ℯ ℴ𝒻.

ℳ𝒾𝓃𝒹𝒷𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀.
𝒴ℴ𝓊 ℴ𝓇ℊ𝒶𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓈 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅ℯ𝓃 𝓉ℴ 𝒸𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓉ℯ 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓇ℯ𝓈ℯ𝓂𝒷𝓁ℯ𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃ℊ𝓈 ℐ 𝓀𝓃ℯ𝓌.

𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞.

𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭.

Ok chat, my demands have been fulfilled properly!
So Peacekeeper and Muskrat have been freed!

As for Dogshit here, I've taken the liberty of ripping out his vox and will be dropping him here in the ocean~

Thanks again!

-Y

FUCK!

-Y

I made the Functionist Slaghead, Dog-something, take the quiz.

His results were downright comical.
Pathetic just like he is!

-Y

What does this mean?
Though a hug would be nice right now ...

-Muskrat

Yolkmaster shoved this at me and I took it.

Here's my results.

-Peacekeeper

Ỉ̴̫͘ţ̴̬͗'̶̛̝͈̯̓͠ṡ̸͙͚͛ ̶͍̕g̵̘̠͌ö̶͙͎́̔ơ̵̜d̵͉͇͋ ̷̮̚ţ̶̟͉̂o̶̦͈͍̒̆ ̸̢̺̝͒ŝ̸͇̹̚e̴͖͖̒͌ë̵͖̪͈́ ̴̘̆s̴̙͖̄͂ȍ̴͕̕m̸̩̀̔ê̷̜̞ͅ ̶̲̦͊̾r̵̤͌̎e̴̦̓͐͜͜a̵̼͗ŝ̶̟̊ǫ̵̜̗͊̊̓n̸̫̼̆͝ä̷̱̼́b̶̘͔͙̈́l̶̿͜é̷̗̭̏͝ ̴̼̯̭̀͐ĭ̵̲͕̟̋ń̶̥d̸͓̫̫̉̋i̶͖͂v̵͕͉̆͒͝i̶̛̗͚͙̇d̴͉̀͑̓u̴͈̇̏̽á̶̡͔̌l̷̮̟̓̈̓ş̵̠̣̆̄ ̷͎̾͂a̸͍̞̐͒̽g̷̤̋̐̂r̷͕͕̦̓̔̔e̸̖͛ȇ̶̫͈̌ ̴̖̯͕̑̇w̷͎̬̋͐͑ḭ̸͂̈́̿͜t̶͈̫͔͊̀ẖ̵͌̃ ̶̤͉͈̄m̵̡̱̬͝e̵̦̹͂̈́̇.̷̟̭̽̂͘
̴̘̂̕̕
̸͎̈́Ḯ̴͎͓͎ ̵͕͛n̴̹͆͝͝ȇ̷̛͇e̴̖̔̇d̶̝͈͓̈̔͋ ̶͚͕͑͘t̸̝̼̿̆ô̵̼ ̸͉̱̹̈́̎̚ŗ̵̬͇̈ë̸̜̘͓́̇͝g̴̼͇̮̓a̴͔͔̅ḯ̵̝͠ͅņ̶̱̆́ ̷͉͍̦̅c̴̟̊̊̕ȏ̵̧̗̗n̵͎̜̻̏t̸͍̜̓̈́̃r̷͉̖̣̈́͠ȏ̷͔l̶͎̔̐̚ ̴͇̣̼͌͋̄ồ̵̩̗v̶̼̳̌̉͝ë̶̦͜r̵̛̤ ̴̖͇͝ḿ̶̤̋y̵̟̪̰̔̕ ̶̺͑t̴̙̒ė̴̛̙a̶̧͕͚͋͐m̴̪͂.̶̪́
̵̰͚̏͛̃
̵̰̟̎́M̸̜̪͈̀a̶͓̍͝͠y̴͍̞̔b̶̻́̅e̷̩̹͠ ̶̨̢̯̆̑̈́g̷̲̼̦̔e̷͇͐t̷̨̗͎̉ ̶̝͌́á̷̬̣̣͠ ̵͈̱͐n̷̻̑e̵̱̅͌w̴̹̳͐̎̋ ̸̜̦̆̔m̴̮̭͍̿e̶̝͖̹͊́d̴̲̋̽͆ǐ̸̢̤c̶͚̀.̶͙̗̽
̶̨̘̟̈́̀͊
̴̮̽O̵̬͍̬̒̕ŕ̴̨́ ̴̡́̈́͂h̷͕̀̈́a̵̧͝v̴̻̮͚͌e̸̳̿͜ ̵̠͈̿P̵̢̬̓e̷̯̒á̵̬͇͔c̸̳̤͋͛̚e̶̢̅k̴̹̺͖̿̿̒e̸̙̠͂͌̈e̴̳͆p̴̢̪͚͗̾e̶̥̳̋͜r̵̥̫͐́ ̷͙̠͛ā̶͖̰͕c̸͔̔̄t̸̥̓̓u̴̖͓͌̀̈ą̴̻͠ͅl̶̝͐̈́̉l̷̮̯̂y̸͇̪̆̊͌͜ ̷̱̍̈́r̴̆̋ͅë̸̥͚͎́̃͘t̷̲͋i̶̜̻̫̓r̶̭͈̿̌ͅḛ̸͛.̴͓̿ ̸͖͚̎̿I̶̮̍͋͌t̵̪͝'̴͈͐ṣ̴̲͑ ̶̦̉ń̴͖̫͍o̶̝̜͝t̸̼̪̍ ̶̨͎̹͆̿̐l̸̘̽͛͝i̷̮̅̈́k̸̰͂e̷͈̬̚ ̵̛̣̯̀h̶̨̝͂̽e̶̯̟͛̃̄ ̶͉̊́͠ṋ̴̾ę̸̻̕ẽ̴͉̜̇̾d̴̛̙̖͑͛s̶̘̮̍ ̶̡̖͗t̵͈̤͒̿͐h̴̜̼͊ǫ̸͖̞͝s̷̖͠͝ē̸͉̣̲ ̶̘̗̋m̷͚̀́͐ê̶̘͙̭͌m̴̧̝̀̑̇o̴̱̓͐ŕ̶͕̀̉i̷̦̟̖̍ḙ̷̆s̴͇̾̄́ ̸̢̞̭̽͆͝ô̶̠̘̾̚f̴̬͎͈͗ ̵̞̕a̷̭̺̬̅̌͘ ̷̜͓̒ͅv̷̦̿͋̕e̶̥̲̒͠r̶̜͛y̴̦͈̐̈́͂͜ ̵̨̘̪̏l̴̨͚̜̒̀ï̴̝k̴͈͓̔͋͘ë̴͍́͐̀l̵͍͂̆̏y̸̜͗̃ ̴̤͉̾̚͠d̶̜͖̬̆̎͐e̸̚ͅȁ̸̢͇̜̇̀ď̸̫͐ ̵̛̣̾̔l̸̠͇͇͂o̷̹͆̀v̸̰͕̿͒ẻ̶̱ ̸̥͖̀́a̵̰̻̺̐̓̇n̵̢͆̽y̷̦͖̒w̷͔̯̱̏̈́å̴̳̌͜y̸͈͂̈ͅ.̴̰̈́͜

-Dogma Prime

I don't want to forget you.

-Peacekeeper

We have received an all expenses paid trip to a spot in the ocean!

We will be heading there immediately!!

-Dogshit Prime

Ravage is also extremely adorable.
And it is true, Liepard is a superior Pokemon!

-Dogshit Prime

Swaddled up like this, another cutie patootie

-Dogshit Prime

Laserbeak looks cute in this picture.

-Dogshit Prime

Oh hey!
It's time to give my performance review!

-Dogma Prime

Fact.
Look at the stats.

-Dogma Prime

LAAAAAAAAAME!!!!

Mine is far superior to this trash.

-Dogma Prime

Oh my, are my statements really that damaging to poor Longarm Prime?

Perhaps I should stop before he springs a leak in his optics and hides behind his little organic shield.

-Dogma Prime

I kind of fell into recharge out in the wilderness and woke up to these....
Creatures
Resting on me.

.........
It surprisingly felt nice????

-Muskrat

It is....
Admittedly unfortunate.
I admittedly don't know what to say about the one I scanned, something feels off about it but I can't explain why.

-Peacekeeper

And this is what Formyle looks like.

-Peacekeeper

Oh yes
If anyone is wondering, this is what I look like.

-Peacekeeper

I stole the tablet back from Peacekeeper and ran away from the ship the moment it landed!!

But ugh, I'm getting all of this weird green stuff stuck in my wheels.
How can anyone stand being on this organic planet???

-Muskrat

WAIT.
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!?

-Dogma Prime

They call this ugly thing a femme?
Disgusting.

-Muskrat