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My life ain't no holiday
I've been to the point of no return
I've seen what a man can do
I've seen all the evil of a woman, too
Politics/Music shitposting
Ally
He/Him
My life ain't no holiday
I've been to the point of no return
I've seen what a man can do
I've seen all the evil of a woman, too
Politics/Music shitposting
Ally
He/Him
Trump: "I don't like the fact that he was carrying a gun that was fully loaded and he had 2 magazines with him. That's pretty unusual. Nobody knows when they saw that gun."
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Trump: "I don't like the fact that he was carrying a gun that was fully loaded and he had 2 magazines with him. That's pretty unusual. Nobody knows when they saw that gun."
This fuckin guy - “I don’t like any shooting. I don’t like it. But I don’t like it when somebody goes into a protest and he’s got a very powerful, fully loaded gun with two magazines loaded up with bullets also. That doesn’t play good either”
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
This fuckin guy - “I don’t like any shooting. I don’t like it. But I don’t like it when somebody goes into a protest and he’s got a very powerful, fully loaded gun with two magazines loaded up with bullets also. That doesn’t play good either”
Really , Krist, you cunt , people didn't show up to protests with guns ?
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Really , Krist, you cunt , people didn't show up to protests with guns ?
NOW FUCKING DO SOMETHING DEMOCRATS FOR MOTHERFUCKING SAKES
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
NOW FUCKING DO SOMETHING DEMOCRATS FOR MOTHERFUCKING SAKES
If you see this we IMPLORE your to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If you see this we IMPLORE your to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A lot of people think that JD Vance is an intelligent political actor . In fact he's just a dipshit opportunist. Before he was a Trumpanzee he was a Peter Thiel and Project 2025 bitch boy
Keep this in mind when you read the shit he posts on the Nazi bird app
Keep this in mind when you read the shit he posts on the Nazi bird app
December 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A lot of people think that JD Vance is an intelligent political actor . In fact he's just a dipshit opportunist. Before he was a Trumpanzee he was a Peter Thiel and Project 2025 bitch boy
Keep this in mind when you read the shit he posts on the Nazi bird app
Keep this in mind when you read the shit he posts on the Nazi bird app
Trumpanzees are as smart as
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Trumpanzees are as smart as
" Why , mr Failboat, do you think Twitter is dogshit ? "
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
" Why , mr Failboat, do you think Twitter is dogshit ? "
Remember when the Bible said idolatry was a sin?
You can't be a Trumpanzee and a Christian at the same time, and the stupid red hat was the clue what you chose
You can't be a Trumpanzee and a Christian at the same time, and the stupid red hat was the clue what you chose
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Remember when the Bible said idolatry was a sin?
You can't be a Trumpanzee and a Christian at the same time, and the stupid red hat was the clue what you chose
You can't be a Trumpanzee and a Christian at the same time, and the stupid red hat was the clue what you chose
I would *so* love to see them do this to Trump.
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I would *so* love to see them do this to Trump.
Says the orange piece of shit that attempted to coup the peaceful transfer of power
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Says the orange piece of shit that attempted to coup the peaceful transfer of power
Remember how these people hated on participation trophies/ribbons or whatnot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Remember how these people hated on participation trophies/ribbons or whatnot?
That's a nice wallpaper and all but it's no ....
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That's a nice wallpaper and all but it's no ....
Nice experiment you had , America . Now you are no different morally than the Talibvan
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Nice experiment you had , America . Now you are no different morally than the Talibvan
How are you famous, again , Racist Barbie?
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How are you famous, again , Racist Barbie?
Darling you got to let me know
Should I Stay or should I Go
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here till the end of time
So you got to let me know
should I stay or should I go..
Should I Stay or should I Go
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here till the end of time
So you got to let me know
should I stay or should I go..
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Darling you got to let me know
Should I Stay or should I Go
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here till the end of time
So you got to let me know
should I stay or should I go..
Should I Stay or should I Go
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here till the end of time
So you got to let me know
should I stay or should I go..
Ooooh oh oh oh sweet child of mine....
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Ooooh oh oh oh sweet child of mine....
Alabama , ranked 44th in education
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Alabama , ranked 44th in education
Dozy Don 'working hard for the American people'
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Dozy Don 'working hard for the American people'
Yeah bitch the call is coming from inside the house , Nazi
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yeah bitch the call is coming from inside the house , Nazi
Tell me again how he's not a pedophile
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tell me again how he's not a pedophile
You can't sell something you never had
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You can't sell something you never had
Do not welcome any of these motherfuckers as allies
No MTG , no Laura Loomer , No Joe Rogan
fuck every Trumpanzee that got us here
No MTG , no Laura Loomer , No Joe Rogan
fuck every Trumpanzee that got us here
October 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Do not welcome any of these motherfuckers as allies
No MTG , no Laura Loomer , No Joe Rogan
fuck every Trumpanzee that got us here
No MTG , no Laura Loomer , No Joe Rogan
fuck every Trumpanzee that got us here