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Don't wait for life. 💜∞

artist · teacher · streamer · mental health advocate · shit poster
Getting this soon by Kawaii Tufts and Tales. Look at this amazing Momo rug!! Thanks @ktandt.bsky.social 🐭✨
October 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
When you land your friend a job, and they get an over $40k raise, they should say thank you right? That's a shitty friend right? They told me today (Thurs) after they got it and signed back on Monday... That's so lame right? Ugh!
June 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I've mainly only ever worked in the public sector, where salaries are fixed to a pre-set, tax-based budget, and mid-year raises legally don't exist.

Seven months ago, I landed my first ever private sector job, and today, I got my first ever merit-based raise! Go me 🥰
June 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Awkward doggo
May 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I just want to go back.... pic from 2016.
April 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
April 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
She still wakes up from this every time she hears the neighbor's car. Same model as his. 🥲
April 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
listen up or get bonked
April 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
happy birthday to me.
April 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I cried at work today because someone got engaged and a promotion, and the news was announced all at once. Not jealous, just sad about my life.
April 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Meanwhile, Korra is cooking herself because she's cold lol 🐕☃️
April 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
why are all other platforms full of religious clickbait nonsense? literally all jewish and christian things everywhere suddenly and NOTHING ELSE
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
She knows what she's doing 🪟🐕✨
March 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Lol?
March 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM