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Infosec old person who doesn't generally talk about infosec
Totally forgot about my synth and midi board.
December 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I missed one!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Gym starter kit
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Where did you get a video of me trying out a new burrito shop?
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I expect many distraction announcements today.

That mj reschedule yesterday definitely isnt coincidence
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
a south park character is typing on a keyboard
ALT: a south park character is typing on a keyboard
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Honestly I lump them together in my head
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Im torn, I hate the Mariah Carrie one. But the wham! One gets stuck in my head far longer.
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Good thing congress totally stands up to trump...
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You said legal when talking about our government and i can't stop chuckling
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A prison cell works too
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Man, good thing diffusion models aren't trained to go from a blurry version of something into literally what ever you want it to. <s>
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"You could use it correctly, or you could do what trump said"
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oof, hugs friend.
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Boop boop
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I love the one where they just nonchalantly water the carpet
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Literally nothing is a legally binding document when the legal body is corrupt.

See previous post on what we are supposed to do about that according to our founders they so love to fawn over.
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Trust me, the humans are far more dangerous
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
K. I guess.
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM