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failsona.bsky.social
@failsona.bsky.social
Billie Eilish Eyes
Curing some outdoor pork. Just getting my feet wet and listening and learning.
March 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
February 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You don’t hear about angel hair pasta anymore
February 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wish I remember where I got this bad boy. It was near all the Portuguese architecture. Took a boat from Hong Kong which was nice during the day but it was super choppy at night and I day below deck and you couldn’t see shit.
February 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Shhh
February 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I drank more of these from the machine than I care to remember. Not terrible, I guess.
February 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Just gave your mom this
January 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
January 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
January 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The cia:
January 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
December 19, 2024 at 3:00 AM
You think that’s funny? You think that turning a cyclist statue into a jr juggalo is fucking funny?
December 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
December 15, 2024 at 8:47 AM
I got tennis elbow and I don’t play tennis or jerk off with that arm is it over chat?
December 8, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Poltergeist voice: theyyyyre heeeerreee
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 AM
December 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
December 2, 2024 at 11:59 AM
There’s a scallop guy at Kyoto nishiki market that cooks them to order on a small (portable) rectangular propane grill. He cooks them in butter in the shell. Please tell him he changed my life. Thank you.
December 1, 2024 at 3:50 AM
The national dog show is fuckin rigged. Vito looks like a dang idiot.
November 29, 2024 at 12:25 AM
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 PM
He got clean soon after
November 26, 2024 at 8:05 AM
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Homemade halal cart chicken lfg
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM