Fairie
@fairiephoenix.bsky.social
Word grappler, color wrangler, content fumbler.
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Day 13! Patreon.com/hannahshannonart
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Day 13! Patreon.com/hannahshannonart
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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If "whatevah whatevah, I do what I want!" was a business model, it would look like my Patreon. What do you think? Feedback and critique is welcomed!
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August 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If "whatevah whatevah, I do what I want!" was a business model, it would look like my Patreon. What do you think? Feedback and critique is welcomed!
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Hey everybody.
We're getting evicted. Nobody can take the dogs (shelters included).
We have no vehicle.
If you can help financially it's paypal.me/hannahshannon.
If youcan't, please pray for my consciousness. Another fugue state could kill someone now.
We're getting evicted. Nobody can take the dogs (shelters included).
We have no vehicle.
If you can help financially it's paypal.me/hannahshannon.
If youcan't, please pray for my consciousness. Another fugue state could kill someone now.
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August 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hey everybody.
We're getting evicted. Nobody can take the dogs (shelters included).
We have no vehicle.
If you can help financially it's paypal.me/hannahshannon.
If youcan't, please pray for my consciousness. Another fugue state could kill someone now.
We're getting evicted. Nobody can take the dogs (shelters included).
We have no vehicle.
If you can help financially it's paypal.me/hannahshannon.
If youcan't, please pray for my consciousness. Another fugue state could kill someone now.
Box of Crayons.
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July 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Box of Crayons.
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I'm writing again! It's been a while. Come see what brought me back for free on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/savage...
July 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm writing again! It's been a while. Come see what brought me back for free on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/savage...
This is not a dead spider. This is a wolf spider playing dead because I made eye contact with her. Relatable, tiny friend. Relatable.
March 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is not a dead spider. This is a wolf spider playing dead because I made eye contact with her. Relatable, tiny friend. Relatable.
Idk why it took me discovering shaboozey to discover that Nelly’s been featuring on country tracks for *years* now.
I’d ask how I missed that, but I know how.
Anyway. I’m gonna go listen to the mashup that music has become these days. Got godsmack gutterals and banjos to rock out to.
I’d ask how I missed that, but I know how.
Anyway. I’m gonna go listen to the mashup that music has become these days. Got godsmack gutterals and banjos to rock out to.
November 29, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Idk why it took me discovering shaboozey to discover that Nelly’s been featuring on country tracks for *years* now.
I’d ask how I missed that, but I know how.
Anyway. I’m gonna go listen to the mashup that music has become these days. Got godsmack gutterals and banjos to rock out to.
I’d ask how I missed that, but I know how.
Anyway. I’m gonna go listen to the mashup that music has become these days. Got godsmack gutterals and banjos to rock out to.
So apparently pelvic injuries don’t just go away if you forget about them for long enough, and now my ankles are out of commission because they are not up for the task of compensating for a whole ass girdle. Who knew?
November 29, 2024 at 5:10 AM
So apparently pelvic injuries don’t just go away if you forget about them for long enough, and now my ankles are out of commission because they are not up for the task of compensating for a whole ass girdle. Who knew?
@marknarrations.bsky.social have you seen DaRingFrodo’s recent updates? Da’s guilty conscience goes way beyond parentification and neglect.
November 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM
@marknarrations.bsky.social have you seen DaRingFrodo’s recent updates? Da’s guilty conscience goes way beyond parentification and neglect.
Precipitation and insomnia are inextricably linked for me. Anybody else? At least I’ll get work done. Maybe I’ll move to Washington state so I never have to sleep again….
November 27, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Precipitation and insomnia are inextricably linked for me. Anybody else? At least I’ll get work done. Maybe I’ll move to Washington state so I never have to sleep again….
Swapped out the “they’re not that bad just don’t move the back one, it’s frosted glass not grime, you always have to have something to complain about” shower doors for a pretty curtain. ABCDEFU.
November 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Swapped out the “they’re not that bad just don’t move the back one, it’s frosted glass not grime, you always have to have something to complain about” shower doors for a pretty curtain. ABCDEFU.
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I’ve never met a Will Ferrel character I liked. I’ve watched Anchorman exactly twice. My memory is, in general, a shitshow.
I can still identify dozens of obscure quotes as belonging to Anchorman. I would love to have that kind of power as a writer, but that would require studying the movie. 😭🤢🤮
I can still identify dozens of obscure quotes as belonging to Anchorman. I would love to have that kind of power as a writer, but that would require studying the movie. 😭🤢🤮
November 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I’ve never met a Will Ferrel character I liked. I’ve watched Anchorman exactly twice. My memory is, in general, a shitshow.
I can still identify dozens of obscure quotes as belonging to Anchorman. I would love to have that kind of power as a writer, but that would require studying the movie. 😭🤢🤮
I can still identify dozens of obscure quotes as belonging to Anchorman. I would love to have that kind of power as a writer, but that would require studying the movie. 😭🤢🤮
The clothes are never the problem. With that being said, dressing like Twiggy gets me undesired attention from men who are slower and weaker than I am, so there’s that.
November 14, 2024 at 10:29 PM
The clothes are never the problem. With that being said, dressing like Twiggy gets me undesired attention from men who are slower and weaker than I am, so there’s that.
Kid: “if you could bring one anime antagonist into the real world, which one would it be?”
Me: “Korosensei.”
Kid: “What? He’s not the antagonist, he’s the pro…wait. Is he?”
Me: “In a purely technical sense, he absolutely is.”
Kid: “But… Roll Call…”
And this is why I encourage the anime phase.
Me: “Korosensei.”
Kid: “What? He’s not the antagonist, he’s the pro…wait. Is he?”
Me: “In a purely technical sense, he absolutely is.”
Kid: “But… Roll Call…”
And this is why I encourage the anime phase.
November 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Kid: “if you could bring one anime antagonist into the real world, which one would it be?”
Me: “Korosensei.”
Kid: “What? He’s not the antagonist, he’s the pro…wait. Is he?”
Me: “In a purely technical sense, he absolutely is.”
Kid: “But… Roll Call…”
And this is why I encourage the anime phase.
Me: “Korosensei.”
Kid: “What? He’s not the antagonist, he’s the pro…wait. Is he?”
Me: “In a purely technical sense, he absolutely is.”
Kid: “But… Roll Call…”
And this is why I encourage the anime phase.