The white goo where the cv axle goes in is not in fact jizz, but white lithium grease cause i had to beat the piss out of the axles to get them out (rusted like hell).

I know there's already a ton of comments but I guess I got lucky cause I feel like I look like crap regularly, but I think I'm carried by my voice being decent and maybe I just have more down than I think I do. For context I'm a mechanic and never wear makeup but I somehow get gendered right mostly.

Yea mobile tried to screw me but luckily an fcc complaint got them to make things right. Eventually

I hate it when I forget to waterproof my floppy drive before swimming with it.

I think that ad took 2 years off my lifespan.

Just gotta work in more exclusive "facilities" if ya catch my drift.

Right there with you. I hope things work out well, friend.

Gotta pick fights with yourself so you stay sharp when people are really stepping to you.

Oh that sounds adorable, minus the weird taste part!

That's rad! I just have the shittiest ice trays right now cause I'm too cheap to get good ones.

I know if my internal thought horrors were made manifest I would definitely need the blicky to deal with them too. Or maybe we would just hug it out and be sad together instead 😭

It's cute! I just hate Razer's software >_<