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FairlyOddPrideBitch
@fairlyoddfatbitch.bsky.social
Miss me?!
I haven’t been able to crochet in a while since I’m no longer on 3rd shift. I’ve also been off work on FMLA for 2 months and have been keeping busy. I miss it and need to figure out how to fit it back in my schedule.
But, I’ve been on Substack, sharing my story from my youth.
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Haven’t been active while working on my daughter’s sweater!
85 hours of work and all that’s left is adding the buttons one they show up in about 2 weeks!!!
#crochet #cardigan #fiberart #UVreactiveyarn
July 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Been working on a cardigan for my daughter, but while waiting for the yarn (didn’t order enough) I decided to see how many different granny squares I could make.
Then I didn’t know what to do with them, so I decided to make them wall art!!
June 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Sometimes I forget the word amigurumi and call them a-rougaroue instead.
June 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!
#pridemonth
June 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
More squares made during the last two shifts!
I have a goal to make as many different ones as I can before the yarn shows up to make my daughters much request cardigan.
#crochet #fiberart #grannysquares
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
While waiting for the yarn I ordered to make my daughters cardigan my goal is to learn as many different type of granny squares as I can.
Will I remember how to make them once I’m done? Nope!
May 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
2 new purses.
The granny square one took 2 shifts and I hand sewed in the lining, I also realized I sewed the lining in backwards, lol.
The hexagon one took just 1shift and I used a sewing machine to sew in the lining.
I used old pride bandanas for the lining of both bags.
#crochet #pride
May 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I didn’t make the strap long enough so I had to get creative. Good think I like the non perfect aesthetic of the things I make for myself.
I also lined the bag with a pride bandana I got from target a few years ago.
May 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
May 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Took a little break from my lil voodoo dolls and made myself a new bag.
A Japanese knot bag. With a rainbow in it. Obviously!
#pride #crochet #knotbag #japaneseknotbag
May 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
No 👏🏻 one 👏🏻 can 👏🏻 tell 👏🏻 me 👏🏻 shit 👏🏻 now 👏🏻
Just helped the spawn hang up a #pegzone modular pegboard above their desk.
I’ve already been informed they need more.

**also, I need my own for my crochet stuff!
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I would like yall to meet Lady Beatrice Maria.
The names come to me as I’m adding their details.
She has a heart on her rear because she said her haters can “kiss her ass”
#crochet #crochetvoodoodoll #pride
May 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Meet Juan Carlos Gutierrez.
Took my time with Juan. Remembered to use a stitch marker and keep my tension as even as possible.
I loved him.
#crochet #pride #crochetvoodoodoll
May 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I👏🏻am👏🏻so👏🏻damn👏🏻proud👏🏻of this👏🏻guy👏🏻
I’ve been crocheting for 2 years and have always struggled with stuffies. He took me 3 hours. My count is off. My tension is not uniform. BUT you can clearly tell what he’s supposed to be!
His name is Sheamus O’Malley.
#crochet #pride #crochetvoodoodoll
May 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ok, but these are adorable!
Washable cotton coasters.
#pride #crochet #fiberart #lesbianpride #bipride #transpride
May 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Drawstring coin pouch keychains!
Super freaking cute!!!
#pride #crochet #lesbianpride #bipride #transpride
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Since I got new colors I’m adding new pride flag keychains to my shop!
#bipride #lesbianpride #pride #crochet #fiberart
May 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Color matching is a pain in the behind when you’re doing it online.
Are these close enough that it would be clear what the flags are??
#pride #bipride #lesbianpride
May 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Time lapse video of me adding roses to the edge of the coaster.
#pride #crochet #fiberart
May 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Accidentally color matched with my yarn when I got my nails done yesterday.
May 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The coasters are so cute!!!
Now I just need to figure out something to store them in. I’ve tried 4 different sized “flower pots” and none of them worked right.
#crochet #pride #cottoncoasters #crochetcoasters #flowercoasters
May 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
May 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s a crochet coaster.
Thankfully this is my “first pancake” and I know how I want to adjust it when I make more.
#crochet #coaster #pride #homemade #handmade
May 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Pride rose keychains.
#crochet #pride #homemade
May 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM