@fairmountjack.bsky.social
Kevin Burkhardt: "Fasten your seatbelts!"
Me flying through the windshield after Jalen's season-ending endzone interception
Me flying through the windshield after Jalen's season-ending endzone interception
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Kevin Burkhardt: "Fasten your seatbelts!"
Me flying through the windshield after Jalen's season-ending endzone interception
Me flying through the windshield after Jalen's season-ending endzone interception
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
In short, this will be my conversation with the next poor slob who draws the short straw and is tasked with trying to sell me a used car.
(This place*
*used car shopping)
(This place*
*used car shopping)
January 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
In short, this will be my conversation with the next poor slob who draws the short straw and is tasked with trying to sell me a used car.
(This place*
*used car shopping)
(This place*
*used car shopping)
Estimated 347.3 million people living in the US. 135 billion divided evenly means we're all losing 389 pounds each
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Estimated 347.3 million people living in the US. 135 billion divided evenly means we're all losing 389 pounds each
@philatticus.bsky.social roasted a chicken and attempted Chef Ramsay's sage sausage roll
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@philatticus.bsky.social roasted a chicken and attempted Chef Ramsay's sage sausage roll
$150m for the DH-only who has showed up in 2 postseason games since 2024 and we still don't have an outfield.
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
$150m for the DH-only who has showed up in 2 postseason games since 2024 and we still don't have an outfield.
Michael Wilson on my bench
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Michael Wilson on my bench
Is this productive?
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Is this productive?
This is the hardest I've laughed at something on this site
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is the hardest I've laughed at something on this site
