elves are the rare male ingenue
May 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
elves are the rare male ingenue
toronto arts foundation being rightfully called out for ties to azrieli foundation has me yipeeing @ the fact that i did 2 rounds of interviews incl a 1h unpaid interview presentation for a 40k job & was turned down, at which time they revealed they'd simply asked chat GPT to generate the assignment
May 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
toronto arts foundation being rightfully called out for ties to azrieli foundation has me yipeeing @ the fact that i did 2 rounds of interviews incl a 1h unpaid interview presentation for a 40k job & was turned down, at which time they revealed they'd simply asked chat GPT to generate the assignment
me after a long day of hearing plastic surgery, mainstream porn, dieting, the beauty industry, housewifery, and sex work described as awesome girlboss feminist practices as opposed to suffocating hallmarks of gendered capitalism that women most often simply survive
April 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
me after a long day of hearing plastic surgery, mainstream porn, dieting, the beauty industry, housewifery, and sex work described as awesome girlboss feminist practices as opposed to suffocating hallmarks of gendered capitalism that women most often simply survive
for the last time i am not non-binary!!! i just have a weird name. stop they/themming me!!! i'm a woman!!!!
April 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
for the last time i am not non-binary!!! i just have a weird name. stop they/themming me!!! i'm a woman!!!!
aww just got a facebook memory that 5 years ago today i was arrested for the first time 🥰
April 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
aww just got a facebook memory that 5 years ago today i was arrested for the first time 🥰
just saw a comedy show where this 42 year old guy's whole set was about how he is so old young women don't want him. babygirl i know stadiums of women in their 20s who would bend you like a straw
April 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
just saw a comedy show where this 42 year old guy's whole set was about how he is so old young women don't want him. babygirl i know stadiums of women in their 20s who would bend you like a straw
lesbians that look like frodo
April 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
lesbians that look like frodo
furries are living the demonization of oddness that D&D players faced in the 80s. likewise in 30 years every1 will be nostalgic & leagues of alt bitches / bros will be pretending they were furries this whole time. meanwhile furries suffer that burden TODAY!! all to make life less boring!!
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
furries are living the demonization of oddness that D&D players faced in the 80s. likewise in 30 years every1 will be nostalgic & leagues of alt bitches / bros will be pretending they were furries this whole time. meanwhile furries suffer that burden TODAY!! all to make life less boring!!
life changing CD i purchased today at the nudist resort
March 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
life changing CD i purchased today at the nudist resort
OYSTERS ARE MEAT???? they're ANIMALS?? and you eat them ALIVE??
March 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
OYSTERS ARE MEAT???? they're ANIMALS?? and you eat them ALIVE??
everybody's social justice til they get a collaborative arts grant w responsibility to pay others. then suddenly the wage gap is completely legit & 200 years of labour organizing dissolves into cherry blossom petals like the turtle at the end of kung fu panda
March 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
everybody's social justice til they get a collaborative arts grant w responsibility to pay others. then suddenly the wage gap is completely legit & 200 years of labour organizing dissolves into cherry blossom petals like the turtle at the end of kung fu panda
i'm honestly gooned out on fun. my life is too action packed & filled with magic i need crazier shit to get me there
March 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i'm honestly gooned out on fun. my life is too action packed & filled with magic i need crazier shit to get me there
just remembered how crazy public your shit used to be before cell phones like you would be at a restaurant with your friends & the waiter would be like hey is there someone here named ____ your mom is on the phone for you she sounds kinda mad. then you'd go get yelled at on the restaurants landline
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
just remembered how crazy public your shit used to be before cell phones like you would be at a restaurant with your friends & the waiter would be like hey is there someone here named ____ your mom is on the phone for you she sounds kinda mad. then you'd go get yelled at on the restaurants landline
my partner and his situationship passed their fireman tests together everyone say congrats boys!
March 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
my partner and his situationship passed their fireman tests together everyone say congrats boys!
imagine having a straight boyfriend...fortunately i can't relate
March 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
imagine having a straight boyfriend...fortunately i can't relate
remember when u used to study for a test and make up the raunchiest acronyms and mnemonics in a desperate attempt to hold information. but then some of those mnemonics would just stay with you for life
March 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
remember when u used to study for a test and make up the raunchiest acronyms and mnemonics in a desperate attempt to hold information. but then some of those mnemonics would just stay with you for life
HOLDING MY SWORD IN THE RAIN!!!
March 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
HOLDING MY SWORD IN THE RAIN!!!
i literally never worry about being beautiful. almost every woman i have ever met is extremely beautiful & if a woman is ugly it's usually a foul personality. i'm a regular woman so i am safe from ugly. worries of ugly never even cross my mind.
March 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i literally never worry about being beautiful. almost every woman i have ever met is extremely beautiful & if a woman is ugly it's usually a foul personality. i'm a regular woman so i am safe from ugly. worries of ugly never even cross my mind.
i have too much busy i'm gonna go underwater to another realm
March 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i have too much busy i'm gonna go underwater to another realm
standing under the communal pool showers, drying my hair at the mirror bay with all the grandmas, strangers telling each other secrets in the whirlpool. yeahhh i see why the modern woman is lonely. we are meant to be bathing in streams together
February 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
standing under the communal pool showers, drying my hair at the mirror bay with all the grandmas, strangers telling each other secrets in the whirlpool. yeahhh i see why the modern woman is lonely. we are meant to be bathing in streams together
this has been the best winter ever!!!! ❄️ ⛄️ ❄️
February 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this has been the best winter ever!!!! ❄️ ⛄️ ❄️
selective cultural memory when it comes to snoopy. that weird little hound bullied charlie brown relentlessly with his rude chuckles. yes he has that it girl look but i haven't forgotten. pretty privilege strikes again
February 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
selective cultural memory when it comes to snoopy. that weird little hound bullied charlie brown relentlessly with his rude chuckles. yes he has that it girl look but i haven't forgotten. pretty privilege strikes again
having friends that are 10+ years older than you is such a relief. you'll be like ughh everyones getting married & they'll be like dw our friends are all divorcing! you'll b like nooo my fave thing is going bankrupt / on hiatus / destroyed by infighting they'll be like b patient there will b others
February 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
having friends that are 10+ years older than you is such a relief. you'll be like ughh everyones getting married & they'll be like dw our friends are all divorcing! you'll b like nooo my fave thing is going bankrupt / on hiatus / destroyed by infighting they'll be like b patient there will b others