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@fakeebc.bsky.social
Turning heads. Turning tricks. Turning phrases.
@augustusporter.bsky.social look at me over here!
May 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
@augustusporter.bsky.social look at me over here!
It didn’t used to be like this. The world was better back in the day. Like right after the turn of the century, when Ludacris declared “everyday is a hoe-liday” in every area code. What happened to us?
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It didn’t used to be like this. The world was better back in the day. Like right after the turn of the century, when Ludacris declared “everyday is a hoe-liday” in every area code. What happened to us?
Anal??? Oh. You mean “haute cunture”
January 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Anal??? Oh. You mean “haute cunture”
Feliz añal neuevo
January 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Feliz añal neuevo
HoneyBirdette needs to be stopped
I’m over here loading up my cart like it’s not 2° out and I don’t need to wear clothes
I’m over here loading up my cart like it’s not 2° out and I don’t need to wear clothes
a snowman with seashells on his chest is standing in the snow
ALT: a snowman with seashells on his chest is standing in the snow
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December 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
HoneyBirdette needs to be stopped
I’m over here loading up my cart like it’s not 2° out and I don’t need to wear clothes
I’m over here loading up my cart like it’s not 2° out and I don’t need to wear clothes
I just found like 100 envelopes so looks like I’m rich now. See ya bitches!
December 16, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I just found like 100 envelopes so looks like I’m rich now. See ya bitches!
⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️
IMPORTANT!! This account is very much not me. This is a total fake. Definitely not e.b. And if anyone asks, the real me is at church right now. Real me is accepting cash app donations to save orphans who build traps inside burning puppies.
IMPORTANT!! This account is very much not me. This is a total fake. Definitely not e.b. And if anyone asks, the real me is at church right now. Real me is accepting cash app donations to save orphans who build traps inside burning puppies.
December 11, 2024 at 11:32 AM
⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️
IMPORTANT!! This account is very much not me. This is a total fake. Definitely not e.b. And if anyone asks, the real me is at church right now. Real me is accepting cash app donations to save orphans who build traps inside burning puppies.
IMPORTANT!! This account is very much not me. This is a total fake. Definitely not e.b. And if anyone asks, the real me is at church right now. Real me is accepting cash app donations to save orphans who build traps inside burning puppies.
Tis that season. Gimme some laps to sit on. I’m here to ho ho ho.
December 11, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Tis that season. Gimme some laps to sit on. I’m here to ho ho ho.