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Sources say the Mariner’s ownership group is contemplating setting up a go fund me for a 3B.

The plan would be for fans to offer money while getting above average MLB play at 3B.

Plus the fans will have the joy of being a member of the ownership group for 3B only.
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Sources say the Mariner’s ownership group is contemplating setting up a go fund me for a 3B.

The plan would be for fans to offer money while getting above average MLB play at 3B.

Plus the fans will have the joy of being a member of the ownership group for 3B only.
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
In an effort to embrace the new slogan “Vibes of ‘95” the Seattle Mariners have hired Luis Soho to be their new third base coach.
December 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
In a corresponding move the Mariners have re-signed veteran infielder Yuniesky Betancourt to compete for a spot in the infield alongside Abraham Toro. Betancourt, known for his defensive skills and experience, will battle Toro for the starting second base role.
December 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The Seattle Mariners have signed infielder Abraham Toro to play second base. Known for his versatility and power from the right side, Toro adds depth to the infield as he competes for a starting role in 2025.The move strengthens Seattle’s roster for the upcoming season.
December 22, 2024 at 7:21 PM

Seattle Mariners are thrilled to announce the return of Felix Hernandez on a one-year contract. The Hall of Fame hopeful aims to bolster his legacy while helping the Mariners compete. Felix, a Cy Young winner and six-time All-Star, reclaims the mound to finish his career on his terms.
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 AM

In an effort to be the first player since Jamie Moyer to play in his 20’s,30’s,40’s and now 50’s Ichiro Suzuki signs with the Mariners to be their designated hitter for the 2025 season.

Ichiro will be paid the league minimum and intends to play the entire season.
December 22, 2024 at 3:06 AM