Fake Michael Eisner
fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social
Fake Michael Eisner
@fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social
It’s called MGM Studios
You know who else was “very tough on the waters”? My brother Roy when I wanted to build the 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. “A 200,000 dollar idiotic idea” he called it.
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Funny story about this shot. Rolly Crump had me over to his place in February of 88 in Los Angeles. He makes me this incredible pasta dish that he had (without telling me) laced the sauce with psychedelic mushrooms. Well an hour after dinner I’m in the middle of a pitch for “Space Suit Mickey”
February 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I’ve always ascertained that Gen X was the issue with the current state of affairs. We are gigantic disappointment.
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The supreme leader needs his special police there to ensure his athletes don’t kneel for the National
Anthem or else he shall arrest them.
January 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I often cut myself to “feel something”. Oh wait…no, I’m fine Bo need to tell my therapist that. Crank call!
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Big strong guys, big tough guys, the muscles, the heat, you wonder what they might look like without a shirt, maybe with some oil, some baby oil….hey Kristi, play YMCA
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
We are the “hottest” country in the world!
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Here’s Rob posing like a totally normal MAGA “ Alpha Male”.
January 11, 2026 at 12:57 PM
This is the absolute truth!
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
If UEFA or Conmebol had any stones they would just boycott now.
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Ah yes because Christianity represents “Good” and every other religion represents “Evil”.
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Here’s a thought….how about we all just realize that this dude is a complete fucking trash dude and all call him out. I’m talking to every man out there who isn’t a trash dude.
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Great story about Dick. The first time I met him in 84, after becoming CEO he was at a cocktail party hosted by Marty Sklar. I walk up and say, Dick, your best work ever was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I thought you deserved an Oscar Nod”. He looked at me…paused and said, “get fucked newbie”!
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The best song ever from the best movie ever! Hurray for Santy Claus!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here’s Rob showing a few fans how to properly take a man orally. Strange that his wife left him.
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM