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Times are so tough now that conservatives can only rent the libs
May 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Times are so tough now that conservatives can only rent the libs
People from Ohio hate Michigan except for the dispensaries
May 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
People from Ohio hate Michigan except for the dispensaries
It would be funny if they made Obama the new Pope, just to see how mad Trump would get
May 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It would be funny if they made Obama the new Pope, just to see how mad Trump would get
It's spring in Ohio and the Monster Energy Drink trees are blooming 🌞
April 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's spring in Ohio and the Monster Energy Drink trees are blooming 🌞
How much longer do we have to keep laughing at Harrison Ford doing the "I'm just in the movie for money" bit in interviews? That joke has had more seasons than The Simpsons
April 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How much longer do we have to keep laughing at Harrison Ford doing the "I'm just in the movie for money" bit in interviews? That joke has had more seasons than The Simpsons
Y'know how professions have annual training and certifications? Politicians should have to talk to someone who mows their own lawn once a year.
March 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Y'know how professions have annual training and certifications? Politicians should have to talk to someone who mows their own lawn once a year.
Making margs with Grand Marnier instead of Cointreau like I usually do. It's impossible for me to look at the Grand Marnier label without thinking of that Pusha T line. I do think a Cointreau margarita is better though. Maybe GM works better with an anejo tequila vs blanco
March 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Making margs with Grand Marnier instead of Cointreau like I usually do. It's impossible for me to look at the Grand Marnier label without thinking of that Pusha T line. I do think a Cointreau margarita is better though. Maybe GM works better with an anejo tequila vs blanco
If you think vaccine side effects are scary, just wait til you find out about measles side effects
March 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If you think vaccine side effects are scary, just wait til you find out about measles side effects
Climbing under 6 heavy blankets is a level of coziness that almost makes sub-zero temps worth it
January 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Climbing under 6 heavy blankets is a level of coziness that almost makes sub-zero temps worth it
UFO/UAP whistleblowers are like:
a man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and asking if he can offer a nice egg in this trying time
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and asking if he can offer a nice egg in this trying time
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
UFO/UAP whistleblowers are like:
When did they decide that the music in Starbucks should be loud as fuckin fuck?
December 7, 2024 at 5:25 PM
When did they decide that the music in Starbucks should be loud as fuckin fuck?
If I ever say "nice hat," I'm being sarcastic
December 4, 2024 at 8:24 PM
If I ever say "nice hat," I'm being sarcastic
Keep honking, I'm playing balatro
December 1, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Keep honking, I'm playing balatro
Can't wait to be outraged by obvious bait and amplify it with a wicked repost dunk sesh. I am very smart.
November 28, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Can't wait to be outraged by obvious bait and amplify it with a wicked repost dunk sesh. I am very smart.
I only go on apps to clear the notification bubbles
November 27, 2024 at 12:33 PM
I only go on apps to clear the notification bubbles
Imagine taking two months off work to enter the Great British Bake Off for a chance to win the grand prize of a handshake and some flowers
November 24, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Imagine taking two months off work to enter the Great British Bake Off for a chance to win the grand prize of a handshake and some flowers
Every time the Netflix stream freezes my wife looks at me like it's my fault
November 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Every time the Netflix stream freezes my wife looks at me like it's my fault
I made the mistake of clicking "writing" as an interest on here and my feed is 90% people begging people to visit libraries
November 16, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I made the mistake of clicking "writing" as an interest on here and my feed is 90% people begging people to visit libraries
When the air fryer tells you to turn your food, do you really turn it or do you just give the basket a lil jostle?
November 14, 2024 at 10:21 PM
When the air fryer tells you to turn your food, do you really turn it or do you just give the basket a lil jostle?