Fake Roguelike Items
@fakeroguelikeitems.bsky.social
posts names of definitely very real items from roguelikes. gimmick account run by @serenitywren.bsky.social. DM me jokes if you got em
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people talking about a roguelike you've never played: yeah the UTI test kit is great but the mystery meat sausage is the best item in the game. my preferred build is fake succulent + alien blood cell. don't even bother finishing the run if you don't start with dragon hand
oops, made an entire gimmick account based on this post based on a conversation I was part of :)
Stale Croissant
March 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Stale Croissant
Fart in a Box
March 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Fart in a Box
Ring of Wolfwalking
March 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Ring of Wolfwalking
Spherical Burger
March 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Spherical Burger
Mr. Sparky
March 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Mr. Sparky
Falcon's Knee
March 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Falcon's Knee
Diamond Hand
March 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Diamond Hand
Seaman's Rod
March 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Seaman's Rod
Gerry's Mander
March 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Gerry's Mander
oops, made an entire gimmick account based on this post based on a conversation I was part of :)
people talking about a roguelike you've never played: yeah the UTI test kit is great but the mystery meat sausage is the best item in the game. my preferred build is fake succulent + alien blood cell. don't even bother finishing the run if you don't start with dragon hand
March 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
oops, made an entire gimmick account based on this post based on a conversation I was part of :)