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Sir Paul McCartney says he can’t decide whether he wants it to snow or not.
“Looks nice but it can be a pain,” he chuckled
“Looks nice but it can be a pain,” he chuckled
January 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sir Paul McCartney says he can’t decide whether he wants it to snow or not.
“Looks nice but it can be a pain,” he chuckled
“Looks nice but it can be a pain,” he chuckled
Santa Claus says he hates that California is one of the final stops on his delivery round.
“The kids all want sports cars and plastic surgery,” he grumbled
“The kids all want sports cars and plastic surgery,” he grumbled
December 25, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Santa Claus says he hates that California is one of the final stops on his delivery round.
“The kids all want sports cars and plastic surgery,” he grumbled
“The kids all want sports cars and plastic surgery,” he grumbled
Captain Sensible reveals his moniker is ironic.
“I’m actually quite zany,” he giggled
“I’m actually quite zany,” he giggled
December 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Captain Sensible reveals his moniker is ironic.
“I’m actually quite zany,” he giggled
“I’m actually quite zany,” he giggled
Olly Murs asks if he can have swearing on his new album but his record label says no he can’t
December 15, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Olly Murs asks if he can have swearing on his new album but his record label says no he can’t
Melanie Blatt says cereal bosses are talking bollocks when they suggest Crunchy Nut Cornflakes “taste too good”.
“They’re not even in my top twenty,” she told reporters
“They’re not even in my top twenty,” she told reporters
December 14, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Melanie Blatt says cereal bosses are talking bollocks when they suggest Crunchy Nut Cornflakes “taste too good”.
“They’re not even in my top twenty,” she told reporters
“They’re not even in my top twenty,” she told reporters
George Galloway says can whoever keeps ringing his phone just to call him “Tabby McTwat” please refrain
December 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
George Galloway says can whoever keeps ringing his phone just to call him “Tabby McTwat” please refrain
John Barnes arrives at a Liverpool City Council planning meeting with an array of artist impressions showing a proposed £23m extension to his rap academy in Wavertree.
“What you’re looking at is the masterplan,” he told councillors
“What you’re looking at is the masterplan,” he told councillors
December 10, 2024 at 9:15 PM
John Barnes arrives at a Liverpool City Council planning meeting with an array of artist impressions showing a proposed £23m extension to his rap academy in Wavertree.
“What you’re looking at is the masterplan,” he told councillors
“What you’re looking at is the masterplan,” he told councillors
Why Bird insists she is NOT ‘Celebrity B’ in the lawsuit against Jay Z
December 9, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Why Bird insists she is NOT ‘Celebrity B’ in the lawsuit against Jay Z
Friends of Olly Murs reveal he’s recently learned the word ‘penultimate’ - but now he’s using it too much!
December 8, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Friends of Olly Murs reveal he’s recently learned the word ‘penultimate’ - but now he’s using it too much!
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Stuart Broad says tattoos are getting out of control
December 6, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Stuart Broad says tattoos are getting out of control
Margot Robbie admits she’d love to watch someone really obnoxious get torn to pieces by a wild bear
December 5, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Margot Robbie admits she’d love to watch someone really obnoxious get torn to pieces by a wild bear
Toni Braxton announces the first UK outlet of her go-kart repair shop ‘Unbreak My Kart’ will open in Essex in March 2025
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Toni Braxton announces the first UK outlet of her go-kart repair shop ‘Unbreak My Kart’ will open in Essex in March 2025
Sir Bob Geldof says feck it, he’s going to take Ed Sheeran off the new Band Aid single and replace him with Michael Barrymore
December 3, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Sir Bob Geldof says feck it, he’s going to take Ed Sheeran off the new Band Aid single and replace him with Michael Barrymore
Christian Horner finally plucks up the courage to ask Geri why she keeps following him to work
December 2, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Christian Horner finally plucks up the courage to ask Geri why she keeps following him to work
Girls Aloud surprise concert audience in Bournemouth by opening the show with sultry cover of Les Miserables favourite ‘Master of the House’
December 1, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Girls Aloud surprise concert audience in Bournemouth by opening the show with sultry cover of Les Miserables favourite ‘Master of the House’
Benedict Cumberbatch heralds a “brilliant” start to his advent calendar with a small choccy in the shape of a Christmas pudding bringing the joy on day one
December 1, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Benedict Cumberbatch heralds a “brilliant” start to his advent calendar with a small choccy in the shape of a Christmas pudding bringing the joy on day one
Billie Piper says why were there so many dance hits about castles in the 2000s?
“King of my Castle… Castles In The Sky… the list is endless,” she told reporters
“King of my Castle… Castles In The Sky… the list is endless,” she told reporters
November 29, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Billie Piper says why were there so many dance hits about castles in the 2000s?
“King of my Castle… Castles In The Sky… the list is endless,” she told reporters
“King of my Castle… Castles In The Sky… the list is endless,” she told reporters
BREAKING: JD Wetherspoon owner Tim Martin announces plans to purchase Bluesky
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
BREAKING: JD Wetherspoon owner Tim Martin announces plans to purchase Bluesky
Cara Delevingne says if you get matched with a workmate you despise in Secret Santa, it’s worth noting that LadBaby have a book out
November 27, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Cara Delevingne says if you get matched with a workmate you despise in Secret Santa, it’s worth noting that LadBaby have a book out
‘Mean Girls vs Predator’ to arrive in cinemas on 23 December
November 26, 2024 at 9:03 PM
‘Mean Girls vs Predator’ to arrive in cinemas on 23 December
Eminem unveils his new James Bond theme, ‘Everybody’s Getting Fucked’
November 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Eminem unveils his new James Bond theme, ‘Everybody’s Getting Fucked’
Former Derby County and West Ham striker Paulo Wanchope spends 53rd week at number one in Costa Rica with blissed out cover of ‘What’s The Frequency Kenneth?’
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Former Derby County and West Ham striker Paulo Wanchope spends 53rd week at number one in Costa Rica with blissed out cover of ‘What’s The Frequency Kenneth?’
Ariana Grande says it might not be the coolest thing to admit but she’s really getting into They Might Be Giants.
“‘Cyclops Rock’ is my favourite,” she told reporters
“‘Cyclops Rock’ is my favourite,” she told reporters
November 21, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Ariana Grande says it might not be the coolest thing to admit but she’s really getting into They Might Be Giants.
“‘Cyclops Rock’ is my favourite,” she told reporters
“‘Cyclops Rock’ is my favourite,” she told reporters
YouTuber Jake Paul says he’s devastated by the death of John Prescott as he’d been lining him up as his next opponent
November 21, 2024 at 1:41 PM
YouTuber Jake Paul says he’s devastated by the death of John Prescott as he’d been lining him up as his next opponent